SirCrocodilep wrote:
The Purple Parrot wrote:
Will you be out soon?
no, but your audition video will be! FTW!
That has to be the lamest retort I've EVER seen.
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Posts: 1560 (02/09/10 09:43 AM) |
That has to be the lamest retort I've EVER seen. |
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Posts: 4967 (02/09/10 10:26 AM) |
Erik's should be top 5 <3
wtf @ Shambo not being out yet. I forgot about hers. I agree with Mikester, Tocantins' FTC was really boring. Coach's question was by far the best, and even that was underwhelming for Coach standards.
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Lexxan |
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Posts: 1563 (02/09/10 10:56 AM) |
Shambo's is so laffos, I would rank it is higher than most. It's so Shambo, so delusional, so feckless, so to-the-point. *fans self*
O_O @ Ozzy still being in it though. |
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Posts: 201 (02/09/10 03:57 PM) |
Erik's was soooooooooo lame. Basically here's my translation of his whole jury speech:
"Natalie is awesome because she didn't steal my airtime like Russell did." He has plenty in common in with Russell, he's just less successful. Even though he's at least not as redundant. I like my OTT jury speeches to focus on bashing people, not praising people who don't really deserve that much praise. |
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 11949 (02/09/10 04:04 PM) Registered user
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Erik ftw |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 9867 (02/09/10 05:03 PM) |
Erik's was lame. Not because of his speech, but the hypocrisy of it. He wanted to be Russell, and anyone who wants to be Russell is pathetic.
After you rank the jury speeches, do the final TC performances. Clay Jordan FTW! (Or for second place after Chris.)
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JaMalle |
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Posts: 4883 (02/09/10 05:19 PM) Registered User |
omg I'm so happy you have a new thread for me to favorite!!! ^_^
Besides the Bitter Bitches from All Stars, I have to totally disagree with your rankings (Eliza <3333333333) but nonetheless you have great talent in creating funny write-ups! |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 22095 (02/09/10 06:43 PM) Registered user |
Erik's jury speech was epic because it was the only jury speech where a jury completely made a case for the winner. It's like he was Natalie's Johnny Cochrane. There are many others that can be arguable, but I think it was the most successful one. But I do agree that it was hypocritical of him clearly wanting to be the bad guy during his stay and shitting on the bad guy in the end. It was like "If I couldn't do it, nobody will."
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Posts: 1888 (02/09/10 08:35 PM) |
I think just for the drunken, emotional "WE HAD *NOTHING*" *sob sob* Erik should be in the Top 15
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Posts: 4976 (02/09/10 09:05 PM) |
oh yeah wtf @ Ozzy not being out, too. Eliza being out before him is a tragedy. Ozzy/Shambo/Marcus/Denise/Lisi/Terry/Ken (Thailand) out next plz.
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Posts: 227 (02/09/10 09:16 PM) |
Ozzy's might be high just because his bitterness didn't work at all, unlike Lex. Shambo's wasn't bad at all. Lulz at "c-word" and "feckless." Marcunt's was more boring than pompous. Maybe because he was after that vile pig Corinne. Denise revealed herself (both in the finale and in her speech) to have a way-too-high opinion of herself. Her vote for Courtney was stupid (while great). RockLobsta, I know you love Lisi (for some twisted reason), but racism is NOT funny. Please make her out. Like Denise, I had forgotten how much of an ass Terry revealed himself to be in his speech. He really had quite the superiority complex. I don't remember much about Ken though. Didn't he call Brian a racist?
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Quack Wabbit |
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Posts: 1244 (02/09/10 10:57 PM) Registered user |
If the Erik debate signals the beginning of our love for drunken jury speeches, can we line up to give props to Courtney Marit?
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oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 4503 (02/09/10 11:01 PM) |
Thailandsurvivor wrote:Uh, Todd? |
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GoHomeAndEatYoRice |
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Posts: 3133 (02/09/10 11:02 PM) |
What about Sugar? She was a star.
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RockLobsta |
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Posts: 289 (02/09/10 11:09 PM) |
- 141 -
 SEAN KENNIFF (BORNEO) I know at this moment Thaisu is frantically searching for the reply button to post an infuriated and injured post but GUESS WHAT? Sean Kenniff began the trend of jurors who just didn't care that much and that is NOT OKAY WITH ME. Questions have to be asked. It's like voting. And people who don't vote? Ugh. Although I guess Sean did his best not to vote, which is all the more reason for him to be down here. Also, interesting fact: Sean is now FORTY. How shocking is that? I guess that I just feel like Survivors enter a time warp and when they age I am shocked and kind of thrown for a loop. Basically this jury "speech" sucked. It was kind and boring and basically contributed nothing. And who can appreciate that? ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT Sean: Hey guys, congratulations on being here. I don't have any questions. I spent 36 days with the both of you and there are a lot of things I want to forget rather than ask you questions about. I just have a few things to say rather than be disparaging. Kelly, you and Sue single-handedly kept our camp afloat. Richard, dear Richard. You played the game differently than I did. It was contentious between us at times, and you're there and I'm over here so go figure what I know. But either way, congratulations on being there and thanks for teaching me a bit about myself. I think you're very honest and constructive in criticism you've given me. Your FNF - fat naked fag, idea is extraordinarily funny, and I think the idea of a fat naked fag with a million dollars is even funnier. I haven't made up my mind yet so I'll go sit over there and figure it out. Ranking Criteria ROLE OF JUROR: Townsperson. Another Tagi who voted for Rich to win. ARC COMPLETION: Continuing his arc of being a MOR borewhore? Check. CORRESPONDING VOTE: [ R I C H A R D ]. Just like all the Tagis, and changed the face of Survivor. So good on you. Kind of. I guess.
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Posts: 290 (02/09/10 11:11 PM) |
Our next speech came from...
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Lasercatz |
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Posts: 238 (02/09/10 11:13 PM) |
Yeah, did Sean even say anything in that speech? I'm sorta surprised FNF wasn't censored, but whatevea. Sean was just trying to be funny for the cameras.
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ANDand19 |
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Posts: 10142 (02/09/10 11:13 PM) Registered user |
I don't think anyone listed so far has voted against the winner. Yeah, Sean sucked, and I hope more boring jurors are out next.
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boptothetopfan |
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Posts: 173 (02/09/10 11:15 PM) |
OMG i put sean in last for borneo too. |
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SirCrocodilep |
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Posts: 2610 (02/09/10 11:23 PM)
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RockLobsta wrote: Oh why oh why does he need to wear his hat on backward?! Oh why? |
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