Ladies, how do you handle your farts? Everyone farts and supposedly it is normal and healthy to do it about 6 times per day. BUT! Men can get away with farting in public, with a girlfriend, and maybe even at work. Women, not so much. I might be moving in with someone and I want to know the general consensus for this topic.
Do you practice the hold it in method?
Just let it go? Who finds it acceptable for you to fart around them? Do you joke about it or does it blow out and everybody pretends it didn't happen?
Escape to another room?
And I'm talking about the really loud farts that are impossible to miss. Although stinky silent farts can also be an issue.
TIA.
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Farting : A serious question for the ladies.
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Posts: 3794 (02/09/10 03:10 PM) |
A real lady does not fart in front of others. period. However accidents do happen and in such a case one says "excuse me" and hangs her head in shame.
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Posts: 6786 (02/09/10 03:23 PM) Registered User |
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The Shah of Iran |
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Posts: 81 (02/09/10 03:33 PM) |
If you fart when your alne do you say excuse me? How about pissing in the shower? A true gentlemen will get out of the shower to take a piss.
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Posts: 2842 (02/09/10 04:02 PM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob |
huh, i'm not a true gentleman then i guess
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Posts: 15340 (02/09/10 04:55 PM) Registered user |
Discipline.
Letting small amounts escape over a long amount of time and at distances apart. Like walking along a long corridor, so there is no sound. or hanging out with a large group of known loud farters and casting sideways glances at them, like they did it. or coughing loudly if there is no escape from a room or letting it go and laugh and say "sorry, my duck had to go for a walk" or sumsuch. That's what I would do, but I don't fart. |
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Posts: 5429 (02/09/10 05:00 PM) |
I shove an air freshner between my asscheeks.
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Posts: 90 (02/09/10 05:01 PM) |
2manypixiestix wrote:  good idea |
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Posts: 6793 (02/09/10 05:33 PM) Registered User |
The Shah of Iran wrote: I dont even get out to take a shit. |
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Posts: 7654 (02/09/10 06:05 PM) Registered user |
LaurenTheLush wrote: Oooh those cans are cold. |
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shishla |
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Posts: 163 (02/09/10 06:08 PM) Registered User |
my husband used to tell me how much he hated girls farting when we started going out... so of course, I demurely would practice some of pixies suggestions... 13 years later, now that i couldnt give a flying fuck if i let one rip around him, i CANT! its like i've programmed my brain!! As soon as he leaves a room, the urge returns. My sisters are usually the only ones that i fart around, if i hypothetically ever DID fart. But they still think it's funny when i do, cause i hardly ever do.. hypothetically. And then, hypothetically, I look under my chair for ducks.
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Posts: 32011 (02/10/10 12:46 AM) MESS member |
I have a dog that toots a lot, I just blame it on her
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CBRetriever wrote: Sounds like my gf's dogs! |
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Posts: 32012 (02/10/10 02:11 AM) MESS member |
yeah it's kinda funny - she looks around afterward to see where the sound came from and fortunately hers aren't the stinky kind, it's the silent ones from the oldest dog that are truly bad
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Posts: 319 (02/10/10 02:19 AM) |
You could fart in front of me babe and I would accept them as my own.
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Posts: 7636 (02/10/10 02:29 AM) Buttfucking ain't nothing |
I seriously lOVE letting them rip. <3
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robbiefan |
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Posts: 7661 (02/10/10 07:46 AM) Registered user |
Ew disgusting holly. Hopefully you're not a vegan.
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hollybear141414 |
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Posts: 7644 (02/10/10 08:10 PM) Buttfucking ain't nothing |
no I'm an animal lover.
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Posts: 2209 (02/10/10 08:21 PM) Registered User |
loud and looooooong- it feels soooo goooood!
toooooooooooooooooooot! |
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Posts: 3830 (02/10/10 08:27 PM) Registered User |
blondemss wrote: A high class lady with some magic powers would turn herself inside out and then, when every one in the room is startled by her appearance, she could blow a big fart into her ass and no one would ever notice because the sound and the smell would go up into her anus and then into her rectum It would be sound-free and odor-free.
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02/10/10 08:32 PM.
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Posts: 2847 (02/10/10 08:41 PM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob |
o, i meant i don't fart but i pee in the shower if i need to.
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