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Posts: 1607 (02/09/10 04:10 PM) |
I'm talking either you've literally come close to death or thought you would. Or wished you would have... heh heh.
I fell almost 20 flights in an elevator. It caught between the 2nd and 3rd floors. Good times! |
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Posts: 6588 (02/09/10 04:10 PM) Registered user |
I almost died when the dumb bitch forgot the safety word.
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Posts: 1608 (02/09/10 04:14 PM) |
Stranger Danger, right?
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Posts: 1630 (02/09/10 04:14 PM) |
I don't want to talk about it
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Posts: 6725 (02/09/10 04:29 PM) MESS member |
I almost drowned whilst white water rafting.
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Posts: 6885 (02/09/10 04:32 PM) Giant shitpickle |
finger poppin fun wrote: Yeah, I'd crap my shorts in that situation. Break any bones? |
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Posts: 1611 (02/09/10 04:38 PM) |
No, I didn't. It happened so quickly my stomach didn't even have time to react, although I can somewhat appreciate what it feels like to have been disemboweled. Almost.
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Posts: 1770 (02/09/10 04:44 PM) Registered User |
i have 2.
once, i was crossing the street and was almost hit by a car that was going over 60mph. the force of the wind it created knocked me backwards and i fell down. people saw me go down and thought i had actually been hit. the second time was at a concert at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. there was a stampede towards the seats, and i got knocked to ground. i really thought i was going to get trampled to death. |
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Posts: 91 (02/09/10 05:15 PM) |
OMG this one time I was at Busch Gardens and I was riding one of the newer coasters, Gwazi, I think. It's wooden and big. Normally I'm fine on roller coasters and similar rides but holy cow. This was by far the worst experience I've ever had at an amusement park. I was seriously scared I was going to end up one of those people who go on a rough ride and have a brain aneurysm or something and die with no previous health concerns. The pressure and pain in my head was unbelievable. And again, I've been on lots of coasters and even since that incident, including a couple rides that people have died on before and I've been 95% fine after coming off of all of them.
So I don't know if I was anywhere near a legitimate danger point or not but it thoroughly scared the shit out of me and I was praying not to die and somewhat preparing myself for it to possibly happen. |
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Posts: 7495 (02/09/10 05:19 PM) Total manwhore |
I don't think anyones gonna top that story, but ESugar repeatedly had sex with her uncle and a cousin. Ask her about it sometime, it sure beats the hell out of these "I almost" stories.
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Posts: 1613 (02/09/10 05:26 PM) |
Powers wrote:Your obsession and nonstop fascination with it makes one think you've been abused as well and are in denial. I have a male co-worker that went through that... mocking someone else for it, and it turned out he was abused sexually. |
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 6794 (02/09/10 05:35 PM) Registered User |
plane crash. Joking not.
What do I win? |
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finger poppin fun |
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Posts: 1615 (02/09/10 05:36 PM) |
Nothing. You have to share a back story.
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Posts: 6795 (02/09/10 05:40 PM) Registered User |
small plane crash in the mountains, yadda yadda yadda, pilot dies, yadda yadda yadda, Visa walks 3 hours in snow to find help.
Isnt that at least worth a naked pic? |
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Posts: 1617 (02/09/10 05:43 PM) |
Only if it involved cannibalism. And even then I'll have to contemplate sharing.
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Posts: 22456 (02/09/10 05:44 PM) |
Were you the only passenger, Visa?
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Posts: 6981 (02/09/10 05:49 PM) Registered user |
LurkerAtWork wrote:That coaster really beats the crap out of you. I rode it once. I black out for a couple of seconds on the first upside down loop on Kumba, but I don't think I'm dying. |
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Posts: 1618 (02/09/10 05:51 PM) |
Aunt Pappy wrote: Pappy, I think he only wants naked pics. but what do I know. |
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Posts: 6796 (02/09/10 05:56 PM) Registered User |
yeah, I was the only passenger. No cannibalism but I did cover the pilots body with a blanket before I left to keep wild animals away but I dont know if that worked or not since I never saw the body again. That doesnt count though, right? |
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Posts: 164 (02/09/10 06:13 PM) Registered User |
Not me, besides the time I nearly hit the broad side of a moose on the highway, but thankfully, my obsession with the arcade game Crazy Taxi honed my driving skillz and I narrowly avoided it.
My sister was on this ride at one of those travelling fairs, it was called the Swinger... It was basically a bunch of swings attatched by a ?chain to a central hoop, about 25 ft off the ground.. she was about 8 or 9 I guess... the carnie didnt strap her in properly, and while it was at its fastest, swings straight out, she was hanging on to the chain while her ass was slipping out of the seat. |
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Posts: 12731 (02/09/10 06:31 PM) Registered User |
One time I tried to jump a gorge with a Rascal scooter and a high powered leaf blower. I didn't make it, nor did I have a near death experience. I just wanted to share.
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