ahhhhh regrets . . . I've had a few.
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 Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 5023 (02/09/10 06:37 PM) |
ahhhhh regrets . . . I've had a few. |
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airshowpilot |
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Posts: 2732 (02/09/10 06:41 PM) Registered user |
I punched out of a jet at 128 kts before hitting the ramp on the fantail of the Carl Vinson. Good times!
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Quiche Lorraine |
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Posts: 254 (02/09/10 07:32 PM) |
Punching out of a jet? I'll bet that you were standing on someone's carpet soon thereafter.
I once almost came grill-to-grill with my VW and an 18-wheeler. On a curved, two-lane highway, I hit some black ice and my VW began drifting across the double stripe and into a truck's path. All I could do was just let off the gas and hope for the best. I was about 2 feet into his lane when the bug got back some traction and began taking the curve in a normal fashion again. We probably cleared by two feet or less. |
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MsJones4 |
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Posts: 3660 (02/09/10 07:39 PM) Registered User |
Woke up during lung surgery. Remember all of it and it took them several minutes to get me back out again.
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PhoofeGirl |
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Posts: 3441 (02/09/10 07:40 PM) Registered user |
I've had 2.
When I was about 8 and was in a plane in a lightening storm with my Mom, they warned the passengers that "we were going to go down". My Mom started writing a final letter to my Dad and my brothers at this point. It was a wild roller coaster ride of a flight in the mid west. After we landed, I remember my Mom telling my Grandma (who did not drink EVER) that she wanted a "shot and right NOW!" Second time was when I lived in So Cal where there were news stories of girls getting "taken and raped in the high desert" and abducted while they were pumping gas, in a store parking lot, etc. They were just grabbed, randomly in broad daylight. I parked at at a shoe store and was distracted by something in my car, when a man warned me via his car horn that I was being approached by a gang (there were about 4 or 5 men) that were running towards me, circling around me at night, in a dark parking lot. Thanks to that guy, I looked up and saw that they were coming up to grab/abduct me so I ran into the closest business. To this day, that image freaks me out and I am so glad for the man that warned me! |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 20388 (02/09/10 07:41 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
Quiche Lorraine wrote: thank god this didn't happen when we were driving together. |
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airshowpilot |
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Posts: 2733 (02/09/10 07:46 PM) Registered user |
Quiche Lorraine wrote: That was the nail in the coffin ;) |
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Powers |
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Posts: 7496 (02/09/10 07:54 PM) Total manwhore |
finger poppin fun wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHA! My fascination has absolutely nothing to do with any abuse fantasy you've fabricated at my expense in your spare time and everything to do with the fact that under no circumstances should OT take the place of a psychiatrist. Regardless, it was a hell of a story. Not many people repeatedly have sex with family members and brag about it on a message board. |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 5790 (02/09/10 08:00 PM) |
Ive been thinking about this and I count 11 .... 4 serious car wrecks and two near drownings .. and I aint about to tell you fuckers what was going on with the other 5.
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harshaw66 |
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Posts: 3365 (02/09/10 09:13 PM) Registered user |
I fucked eSugar without a condom.
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jgabler |
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Posts: 4725 (02/09/10 09:22 PM) Registered User |
MsJones4 wrote: That must've been horrible. How did you let them know you were awake? As silly as that may sound, aren't you normally given paralytic drugs, and don't they tape your eyes shut? As for me, the closest I've been is nearly drowning on Scarborough Beach in Western Australia. I was getting hammered by wave after wave, and couldn't do anything about it. After a minute or so, one of them span me around like a rag doll, and dumped me on the beach.
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02/09/10 09:25 PM.
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 28764 (02/09/10 09:30 PM) Registered user |
Hey, I WONDER if anyone on LOST has had a near death experience. Hm. I wonder if they all aren't dead. That would be kinda cool, eh?
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YaY 420 |
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Posts: 91 (02/09/10 09:37 PM) |
I thought I had died and gone to heaven once. But is was just excessive doobie sex.
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MsJones4 |
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Posts: 3662 (02/09/10 09:38 PM) Registered User |
jgabler wrote:The doc knew immediately that I woke up. The type lung surgery I had - they didn't have me under general anesthesia as they needed me to still be breathing on my own. It was the type they went down my nose/throat and they had my under a twilight type of anesthesia so I could follow directions like breath in, etc without being aware of what was happening. The surgeon actually lost her place in my lungs and touched the ribs to figure out where she was. When she did - she nicked me and that is when I woke up. Everything was still down inside of my lungs and she told me not to cough. Of course - the second she said that all I wanted to do was cough. It was pure torture and scary as all fuck. After they completed the surgery - they had to wake me up enough to have me stand up and do an xray of my lungs. They needed to make sure the cut she made wasn't bleeding. I had the same surgery a year later and I was really scared. The surgeon let me mom be in the operating room the whole time. |
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 18123 (02/09/10 09:42 PM) Make it a funny one! |
Pics?
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hollybear141414 |
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Posts: 7633 (02/09/10 09:42 PM) Buttfucking ain't nothing |
Hit a tire tread in the road on the freeway at night, sent my car fishtailin and I did a 360. Hit a semi truck. Luckily it hit the back of my car and not the front. Entire back of my car was all crunched up.
my life flashed before my eyes just like they say. |
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bergdogg469 |
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Posts: 2219 (02/09/10 09:46 PM) Registered User |
I sat through an episode of the Jay Leno show last October.
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 10427 (02/09/10 09:47 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
I reallly do think that we're all on the edge ... all of the time. Near death 24 X 7 ... woo hoo!!! |
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Edinboro |
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Posts: 5394 (02/09/10 09:48 PM) |
I had one when I was 5 years old after a bad experience of finding the medicine cabinet. Since then, i've always been a believer. <3
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harshaw66 |
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Posts: 3366 (02/09/10 09:50 PM) Registered user |
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