Carry your own can opener. Keep matches in your pocket.
That's sound advice we should all pay attention to.

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squashthebeef |
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Carry your own can opener. Keep matches in your pocket. That's sound advice we should all pay attention to. |
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Eurytol |
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Buy a good pair of running shoes.
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sdrawkcab |
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Eurytol wrote: But dirty them up so others wont want to take them. |
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OuijaBroad |
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The word "bucko" really isn't used often enough these days.
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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I thought mr. beep was only hugging her with his fists.
Or wait, maybe that was peepee's man. |
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2manypixiestix |
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So they changed the Lysol catchphrase from "A little dab, he'll do her" to "Disinfect to Protect"?
I like the old one better. |
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airshowpilot |
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Alexfangirl wrote:I feel much better about myself too! |
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Duke of Nerd |
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YOU PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.
Esugar is a normal person with normal problems. Can ANY of you claim that you have had such perfect lives? If you do...YOU are probably the child molesters amongst us. Esugar is having a bad divorce and she just wants to tell strangers about it BECAUSE they won't JUDGE HER. You people that have no empathy are the messed up ones....not Esugar. I am here for you Esugar. |
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Omnipponit |
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youfist wrote: countdown to someone registering 'Mr. Bloodypoopypants'.... |
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squashthebeef |
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Check the flaw in your areola.
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TC |
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My farts and airs go out to the family.
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Chicken Hawk |
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Why does Duke of Nerd remind me of Creed from The Office?
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APG |
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Esug should run away fast. The last person Weems focused like this on is DEAD DEAD DEAD.
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ESugar |
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helps that I have his posts blocked.
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Mister Yuck |
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Apprentice Talker |
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No poster from Reality Sucks has posted in this board. Jane1958 does.
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