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Posts: 773 (04/07/11 04:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Remove this ad What are the possible reasons?
irJong		#1	[-]
Posts: 122 (04/07/11 05:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	1. He thinks it's ridiculous that Matt thinks he would give a fuck about his placement on a reality show. 2. He reads from a pink bible. 3. He's a dumbass (a goodhearted one, but a dumbass nonetheless).
ale223		#2	[-]
Posts: 21 (04/07/11 05:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	he jerked off several times in redemption island
vwpatterson3		#3	[-]
Posts: 2708 (04/07/11 05:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He trusted BR not once but TWICE. Some sins need to be addressed.
katled		#4	[-]
Posts: 1635 (04/07/11 05:41 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	because God doesn't care about Survivor. Also, pink Bibles are stupid...I've stolen nicer Bibles from hotel rooms. I'm not joking.
Zesty66		#5	[-]
Posts: 3193 (04/07/11 05:42 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's not punishing Matt, he's testing Matt. Duh.
SucksSucks		#6	[-]
Posts: 778 (04/07/11 05:46 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	irJong wrote: 1. He thinks it's ridiculous that Matt thinks he would give a fuck about his placement on a reality show. 2. He reads from a pink bible. 3. He's a dumbass (a goodhearted one, but a dumbass nonetheless).
waarus		#7	[-]
Posts: 1576 (04/07/11 05:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And God said, “Son, I sent you a warning. I sent you a car. I sent you a canoe. I sent you a motorboat. I sent you a helicopter. What more were you looking for?”
irJong		#8	[-]
Posts: 125 (04/07/11 05:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SucksSucks wrote: irJong wrote: 1. He thinks it's ridiculous that Matt thinks he would give a fuck about his placement on a reality show. 2. He reads from a pink bible. 3. He's a dumbass (a goodhearted one, but a dumbass nonetheless). St. Matthew is different. A guy with eyebrows that large can do whatever the fuck he wants. God's only weakness is large eyebrows anyway.
FredFlintstone	All this god talk is a joke right??	#9	[-]
Posts: 2 (04/07/11 03:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Really if there was a "GOD" or "GODS" I doubt he,, or they would have made their followers so DUMB!!!!
HypnoticEyes		#10	[-]
Posts: 8 (04/07/11 03:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Remove this ad He slept with Krista. @_@
LadyShmady		#11	[-]
Posts: 5442 (04/07/11 04:04 PM) There's Something About Shmady Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He cheated on Andrea. Unforgivable !!!
Sarahs Monkey		#12	[-]
Posts: 4326 (04/07/11 04:12 PM) Remember me? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Because god used up all of his Survivor mojo on Vecepia and Natalie.
Runnindownadream74		#13	[-]
Posts: 1320 (04/09/11 03:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Matt boiled the Holy Water to cook some rice.
Splishak		#14	[-]
Posts: 553 (04/09/11 03:19 PM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh come on, that's easy to know. There are so many possible reasons. After all, it is real fucking easy to jump on a phoney Christian Bandwagon and worship a phoney Jesus fucking Christ. Know what I mean? So many reasons. Anybody who professes to love JC has to ride the truthful bandwagon. They have to pick a moosical instrument (and not just a phoney one that's sexy looking and not just one that Rocky or Bullwinkle would choose because it is Moosical! OK? Get wit da fucking program!). Then they have to learn how to sing and play with no fucking around, OK? I mean, come on. This is fucking serious shit here we are not just looking for Johnny come latelys who pretend to play serious instruments. They have to really play some moosical instruments. OK? Otherwise you just gonna get fucked around like Job did. You just gonna get tested and you gonna suffer baby. Suffer! Suffer! Suffer! JC does not like crybabies who just pretend to love him. You have to go all the way! Baby! It's pure love. all the way. No fucking around! And, Dat's for sure! Last Edited By: Splishak 04/09/11 03:22 PM. Edited 1 times.
Constantinople		#15	[-]
Posts: 224 (04/09/11 04:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Since when is not having to spend time with Natalie & Ashley considered punishment?
survivorjunkie1		#16	[-]
Posts: 52 (04/09/11 04:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	GOD is testing Matt's faith. Plain and simple. Just like he does all his followers.
FistOLegend		#17	[-]
Posts: 382 (04/09/11 04:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's punishing him for being a horrible Survivor player.
Sarahs Monkey		#18	[-]
Posts: 4361 (04/09/11 04:35 PM) Remember me? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Because Matt keeps telling him he intends on turning on him.
LookinUP		#19	[-]
Posts: 36 (04/09/11 04:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	the Devil is obviously involved somehow. Maybe survivor is really Hell and God is saving his precious child from the Hell Fire that is Ashley's voice.
RyAn MaGnEr 87		#20	[-]
Posts: 45 (04/09/11 04:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Remove this ad Or maybe God has nothing to do with Matt in general and Matt just sucks at life.

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