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AHumbleDiscipleOfGregBuis wrote:

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Okay, I can't take this anymore. I was being civil and constructive before, but this list has become so fucked to hell.

 Long rant ahead. If you care, want to read a wall:

#'s 33, 56, 114 & 108 should be morphed into one Shambo character entry and be placed somewhere around the late 80's, early 90's.

#'s 97 & 57 should be combined into one entry called "Matty's Facial Expressions," and be somewhere in the late 60's, early 70's.

#'s 37, 38, and should all be in the top 20, and 27 should be in the top 10. I can't believe that anyone would put them lower than that, and really can't think of 20 other scenes that all are more humorous .

#'s 50, 49, 44 and 46 are WAAAAAAAY too high on that list. I think this is due to favoritism or feeling an obligation to put said people higher up than others.

#'s 92 & 54 should be part of the Randy character entry and are not funny/significant enough to have their own placements.

I also can't believe that you are neglecting three notably funny people from Fiji spots on the list. 

Rocky, should have his own character entry at LEAST in the top 30. It should be made up of his "Askew," "Naked scene in front of Michelle" and "Space Cushion," entries, along with his Constant unnecessary bullying of Anthony, facial expressions, wearing a bra to a challenge, extreme homophobia, ridicule of others, messing up on a memory board challenge and blowing it for his tribe AGAIN, and final exit scream upon being blindsided. It it an atrocity that he has not gotten a character entry.

Lisi may not deserve a full character entry, but God damn, she at least deserves a couple spots on the list.  Her face-plant during a challenge was way more funny than Sandra's. Her insensitive incompetent, slightly racist remarks, her arbitrary, bi-polar esque moods about wanting to go then wanting to stay there, her final tribal council question -- i mean come on! I could name 5 spots on your current list that shouldn't even be there.

Lastly, IIRC, you said that Michelle isn't getting any spot on the list? Are you kidding me?! That "faster YAUMAN, faster! You're doing awesome, follow the rail- follow the rail---*falls of platform*" is literally the funniest moment of that whole season. I can't believe you put Sandra lying like a beached whale in the sand, and Bob Dawg making hand gestures on there before that!

As this wall of text comes to a close, I really can't even see what you're planning on putting in the top 10, or 20 for that matter. Sure, the fall of Russell Hantz pt. 2 deserves to be up there, but "The Fall of Jamie Dugan," and "Banana Ettiquite" are no where near some of the jokes Tyson and Randy pulled, so I have no idea how you're going to explain their status in the top 10. 

If I were you, I would have saved The Ice Cream Scooper Blindside, Chet/Joel, Billy/Candice, Shane's entry, Randy's entry, Coach's entry and Tyson's entry for the top 20/10. I  would also add a Courtney Yates entry, a Rocky entry, a Na'Onka entry, Michelle falling, Russell losing the second time in a row he played and/or Phillip and Dreamz respectively becoming two of the biggest goats of all time.

Yeah, but really, this list needs some major improvements if you want to continue being the authority of Survivor humor or w/e.