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UndifferentCow		#221	[-]
Posts: 8925 (09/13/11 06:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ads the most. Right! Remove this ad Eat rice, drink lots of water and feel better.
Penelope McBagpipe		#222	[-]
Posts: 19556 (09/13/11 06:58 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	:holds all OTers hands in a prayer circle Oh dear Lord, please have mercy on Billy's burning ring of fire. In Anti's name pray. Amen
WesternBulldogs1		#223	[-]
Posts: 9252 (09/13/11 07:06 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Farts are always funny.
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#224	[-]
Posts: 3785 (09/13/11 07:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Okay....Penny got a little momentary chuckle from me. Sorry guys...the rest of you didn't get it exactly. (I already saw Squashes banner today, etc.) I just happened to get a call from one of my best buddies (bumper pool bettin' buddy).......he was checking up on my progress and wanted to tell me about his mom (she ain't doing good....she keeps having to have hernia surgeries).... ....I finally told him about the diahrea thing. ...he didn't cheer me up but it was good chatting with him. :c / Please keep trying to cheer me up. I need it. :c (
scribers		#225	[-]
Posts: 326 (09/13/11 07:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It might be Crohn's Disease.
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#226	[-]
Posts: 3786 (09/13/11 07:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	NOT FUNNY! GRRRRR >:c (
lilnubber		#227	[-]
Posts: 15213 (09/13/11 07:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I told you days ago to ditch the soup and have a milkshake. Milk always makes me constipated. It could work.
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#228	[-]
Posts: 3787 (09/13/11 07:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I just chatted with my ALWAYS-UPBEAT Socialite mommy! :c ) I finally fessed up about my diahrea problem. On my birthday, she said she wants to take me out for Mexican food to celebrate because she knows how much I love it (she does too). We still keep planning on it but haven't gotten around to it yet. We laughed about after I get done with all of this, we ABSOLUTELY will be going out for AUTHENTIC Mexican food on the west side of town ... ....and I'm gonna eat EVERYTHING ON THE MENU! Mmmm.....goat meat enchiladas, slow-roasted beef tongue tacos, intestine chimmechungas......EVERYTHING THEY HAVE! :c D GOD BLESS MY SOCIALITE MOTHER! She definitely cheered me up! :c ) You guys keep trying to make laugh though....please. :c /
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#229	[-]
Posts: 3788 (09/13/11 08:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	lilnubber wrote: I told you days ago to ditch the soup and have a milkshake. Milk always makes me constipated. It could work. What part of "I am so SICK of eating ice cream, yogurt, cheese soup, milk, and other dairy products" are you not getting. They actually TOLD me to eat lots of yogurt because it will help ease the stomach problems. I'm going out tomorrow and getting a new BLENDER (What happened to that old hand me down one I used to have anyway? :c ? ). I'm gonna cook up a New Yorker steak and puree it......I need protein. GRRRRR >:c ( DO NOT FUCKING PISS ME OFF WITH STUPID COMMENTS LIKE THAT AGAIN!
Hamdingers		#230	[-]
Posts: 22384 (09/13/11 08:46 PM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ads the most. Right! Remove this ad You sound cranky. You should have a glass of warm milk and a nice bowl of soup.
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#231	[-]
Posts: 3789 (09/13/11 08:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Good job Hammy! You OFFICIALLY got a chuckle from me. :c )
goner1		#232	[-]
Posts: 10781 (09/13/11 08:58 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	i told you to stop eating those high sodium soups.
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#233	[-]
Posts: 3790 (09/13/11 09:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Grrrrr....GOOD JOB HAMMY! You officially got a chuckle out of me. :c ) Ohhh....I forgot to mention cottage cheese.....I'm so GODDAM SICK OF COTTAGE CHEESE. I can't even eat Swiss cheese unless I puree it or something.....too chunky. grrrr >:c (
scribers		#234	[-]
Posts: 331 (09/13/11 09:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's the MSG
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#235	[-]
Posts: 3791 (09/13/11 09:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT IT DIDN'T SHOW MY FIRST POST SO REPOSTED AND REPHRASED IT? grrrrr Good job guys! You are getting me out of depression...not through humour....but through ANGER!!!!! GRRRR....it feels good! >:c ( Goddam fucking idiots and your dumbass advice.....FUCK THE FUCKOFF! >:C (
scribers		#236	[-]
Posts: 332 (09/13/11 09:06 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	One swipe at your swollen face and i'll drop you like a bocce ball!
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#237	[-]
Posts: 3792 (09/13/11 09:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	HEH! I just caught a moth flying around my house....grabbed it....and fed it to my tank of Malawi Cichlids. It was fun watching the whole tank go nuts until my biggest boy (the Bumble Bee) caught it ate it! Grrrr.....that FELT GOOD !!!!!!! grrrrrr AND SCRIBERS.....don't push your luck, buster!!!! I'm dropping weight. When this is done, I'll be lean, mean, and ready to CLOCK YOUR MACHINE. oh yeah! >:c (
Mom HOLIO		#238	[-]
Posts: 1197 (09/13/11 09:25 PM) Registered Adult Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Try some scrambled eggs for that protein. Also, Immodium is your friend. Augmentin is very tough on the tummy. When I take it I barf as well. With your jaw problem that will not be fun. If you do start getting barfy, have the doctor prescribe the morning sickness pill they give pregnant women. It will help.
Powers		#239	[-]
Posts: 13675 (09/13/11 09:43 PM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Take a midol and wash it down with some pepto ya fucking sissy.
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#240	[-]
Posts: 3793 (09/13/11 11:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ads the most. Right! Remove this ad Thanks Mom...I made scrambled eggs on Sunday...they were tough to deal with. :c ( GRRRR....I WILL NOT TALK TO ANY MORE DOCTORS or their prescriptions ETC FOR A LONG WHILE. fuck them ------ back to RENEWING MY LIFE Did you guys know that I am Officially a MASON? (My uncle asked my and my 4 brothers many years ago if we wanted to be on "the roll"....we all gladly accepted. I'm already a member forever. My Socialte mother was a Daughter of the Nile, Bethel Queen, as was her sister (she died)....my Grandpa was like a GarndPoobaa or whatever they are called....my uncle (he died) was a Shriner....he was heavily involved in charitable Shriner organization..... ....years ago, my brother was a RINGER on the Shriner bowling team. :c ) When I was kid, we always got to go to the Shriner Circus....and the Shriner picnics. WHAT A BLAST! :c D The Masons and Shriners people were always some of the best people I ever met in my life. Me and my brothers have talked about it's too bad that none of us are involved with them....even though we all agreed to the membership. (I've never been contacted or bothered by the Masons....you have to contact them apparently.) As soon as I get better, I AM GOING DOWN to my Masonic Temple down the street (where they had my favorite Uncle's funeral)...walk in and tell who I am. They will look me up and say "Welcome Fellow Mason!" I want to get involved with the Masons and Shriners. They ROCK! It's a good thing! :c )

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