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Brandon Hantz: Jesus is on his side.

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Blueberry.celebprowresting		#121	[-]
Posts: 19826 (09/14/11 09:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Everybody is doing it! Remove this ad Brandon <333
Maleia1		#122	[-]
Posts: 4467 (09/14/11 10:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's a raging PERVERT!
BillNyeSurvivorGuy		#123	[-]
Posts: 2399 (09/14/11 10:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	lol Django that's totally awesome
Merely		#124	[-]
Posts: 8319 (09/14/11 10:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I find him the most attractive guy this season. :-O
1000Proof		#125	[-]
Posts: 13113 (09/14/11 10:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So the producers are getting harder erections every time this fool survives tribal... it means there's a stronger chance Russell will show up for the family challenge
FistOLegend		#126	[-]
Posts: 1186 (09/14/11 10:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's not like Hantz is that unusual a name, he could easily show his tatoos and claim 'No relation'. I'm kind of hoping Russell bangs Mikayla now, just to show that little twerp how it's done.
cx		#127	[-]
Posts: 1319 (09/14/11 10:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You know, he probably would have been better off just saying he's Russell Hantz's nephew, instead of having hide those stupid tattoos.
marshal99		#128	[-]
Posts: 2568 (09/14/11 10:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Man , the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. He's just as much of a creep as Russell except he lacked his uncle ability to con all the hot girls into his alliance and cuddle with them. Instead , Brandon just comes across like a creepy stalker and lust after them from afar. Because he's married and a church faring guy , all them sluts out there especially mikayla are tempting him to be lead astray into having all these filthy thoughts.
Paris Hilton		#129	[-]
Posts: 10648 (09/14/11 10:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Brandon <3333 So amazing.
TxPurpleSky		#130	[-]
Posts: 163 (09/14/11 11:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Everybody is doing it! Remove this ad factoryhurl wrote: he reminds me of tommy from true blood but with less charm and more god. OMG... exactly!
dabu		#131	[-]
Posts: 522 (09/14/11 11:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's not going to be able to keep his shirt on for the whole time he's on there. It would have been a hell of a lot easier to just say "Yeah, I'm related to Russell but I'm nothing like him" and maybe even play up having a bad relationship with him. People are going to figure it out and it'll just backfire on him a lot when it does.
marshal99		#132	[-]
Posts: 2573 (09/14/11 11:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Watch as he will try to weasle his way to Mikayla at night and tries to spoon her.
MajorTom		#133	[-]
Posts: 2736 (09/14/11 11:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	OMG MIKAYLA BE CAREFUL. Seriously that whole segment was creepy as fuck. I bet he's a serial killer. Also I noticed his occupation is just Russell Hantz's Nephew. It's obviously a full-time job.
Cluster153		#134	[-]
Posts: 64 (09/15/11 12:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can't stand him already... he is already trying to spread his religion to others with the whole disliking Mikayla thing... hope he doesn't last too long and i doubt he will
Anthrobunny		#135	[-]
Posts: 220 (09/15/11 01:32 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I call total bullshit on the tattoos. First of all, who the hell has two tattoos with their family names?? Like it won't be at all some set up from CBS for one the castaways to accidentally see his tats and then drama galore. Bitch, please! These are most likely henna tattoos applied by Jeff Probst.
WhoisGregBuis		#136	[-]
Posts: 2266 (09/15/11 02:27 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	^ I also heard Jeff Probst has an identical Hantz tattoo on his ass
ArsenalExhaled		#137	[-]
Posts: 2952 (09/15/11 02:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sportsman wrote: The foreshadowing to that Mikayla obsession is absolutely horrifying. Seriously. It's a disgusting rapey situation. Run, Mikayla, run!!!
Kristy Lester		#138	[-]
Posts: 174 (09/15/11 02:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ByteMe wrote: Nothing like a creepy Christian ... Yeah, he is a slime and I hope he leaves soon. Looked from previews that he confides in Coach about who he is and Coach is not happy about it so I hope he exposes it. As for the tats, there is no way he can keep his shirt on, probably not even a week. And he seems as stupid as Russell, he can't come up with some nickname or something for the names on his tattoos? What an idiot.
The Smoking Nun		#139	[-]
Posts: 10365 (09/15/11 03:12 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Are we gonna have to hear about the stupid tats in every ep? I hope he gets exposed next week. Russell is an asshole, but at least he's not a bible thumper. Russell > stupid nephew thingy
perrocaliente		#140	[-]
Posts: 2718 (09/15/11 03:53 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Everybody is doing it! Remove this ad Are we watching the same show? the only time e said anything about mikahla was in confeshes and I think wen Coach asked him something. He has yet to have biblethumped on anybody, so, yea. As for te foreshadowing, that has more to do with his getting rid of her then it does wit him stalking her.

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