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SC0TT	Benjamin 1.0 - 2.0 - 3.0	#21	[-]
Posts: 92 (10/13/11 08:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has obviously never tried it. Remove this ad Here we have a photo of Benjamin from all 3 Seasons. In Season 2 Benjamin got the childish dragon tattoo In Season 3 Benjamin nuked the dragon because the 3.0 tattoo looks like nuked Hiroshima or Nagasaki mushroom clouds among all the Japanese writing on his body. This is the beauty of tattoo's, if you don't like one you can always Nuke-It! But in the recent Confessional Benjamin was talking to the Dragon to get back in his shirt, so Benjamin is just hiding him from public view. He still talks to him all the time about strategy. Last Edited By: SC0TT 10/13/11 08:46 PM. Edited 1 times.
PrettyGoodYear1988		#22	[-]
Posts: 5121 (10/13/11 08:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yeah, his at-the-time girlfriend at the Tocantins finale definitely called him Ben and I assumed that "Coach" was only a name he used on Survivor (or with his soccer team, obviously).
susieq		#23	[-]
Posts: 5798 (10/13/11 08:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Wonder if he dislikes because of the movie, "Ben." � It was about a lonely, friendless boy who had a rat as a secret pet.� Here's the song and final scene from the movie. Maybe he associates the name with him being a lonely, friendless boy. lol
Bad Boy Dazza		#24	[-]
Posts: 274 (10/13/11 09:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LOL at "my parent's call me Coach." Love ya Coach!
Sardonically Irreverent		#25	[-]
Posts: 16410 (10/14/11 03:33 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I've blocked this pathetic douche out for three seasons now, so forgive me if this has been covered. Does this sad man actually coach something? If so, I pray the children on his teams (when released from his basement) insist on calling him Benjamin till the end of time.
MrTheamazingrace		#26	[-]
Posts: 104 (10/14/11 03:39 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I wonder why he hates the name Benjamin so much?
pewpewpew		#27	[-]
Posts: 16 (10/14/11 06:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	hearing him say this made me feel a little sorry for him =[
missourimark		#28	[-]
Posts: 198 (10/14/11 06:33 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Benji would be a better name for him!!!
melicatsmom		#29	[-]
Posts: 616 (10/14/11 08:00 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I've wondered about that too, about being called Ben before on the show. I think he simply hates the full name. Either that or he's gone psychotic.
Anthrax Island		#30	[-]
Posts: 5 (10/14/11 10:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has obviously never tried it. Remove this ad reminded me of that scene from Stripes where they're all talking in the barracks and the guy says " any of you homos call me Francis...I'll kill you " ...lighten up Francis !
TxPurpleSky		#31	[-]
Posts: 168 (10/14/11 11:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts
trickmind		#32	[-]
Posts: 10993 (10/15/11 03:07 AM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sardonically Irreverent wrote: I've blocked this pathetic douche out for three seasons now, so forgive me if this has been covered. Does this sad man actually coach something? If so, I pray the children on his teams (when released from his basement) insist on calling him Benjamin till the end of time. They can't because he was fired. (When did Coach hate come back in fashion?)
cochran		#33	[-]
Posts: 13 (10/15/11 05:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Benjamin sucks, always has, always will!!
marshal99		#34	[-]
Posts: 2799 (10/15/11 07:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Probst should start calling him "Benjamin" from now on.
Nobody86		#35	[-]
Posts: 592 (10/15/11 07:54 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin
cabanachat		#36	[-]
Posts: 5063 (10/15/11 10:20 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Saying "If you _____________, I will totally freak out." is one of the most counter-productive options ever. It's like leaving the room as you tell your three-year-old, "Whatever you do, do NOT put those beans up your nose!" ... I mean, come on. As if the constant speaking of himself in the third person were not revealing enough.
GodlessDeviant		#37	[-]
Posts: 36 (10/15/11 10:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	cochran wrote: Benjamin sucks, always has, always will!! mmmm, and Cochran is completely fucking useless thus far.
watchinuall		#38	[-]
Posts: 2658 (10/15/11 10:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's just doing some more of his drama-queen attention-whore crapola with that "Don't call me Benjamin or else!" bellowing. I'm sick of the faux-dragonslayer again already! I'm calling for a double-elimination week with him and Hantz-boy both going so we can get to know some of the OTHER characters for a change.
Alsatian		#39	[-]
Posts: 128 (10/15/11 10:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ben is a boring, normal name. Coach is a fucking epic name. Which one would you rather have people call you?
Ginger ale		#40	[-]
Posts: 158 (10/16/11 07:20 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has obviously never tried it. Remove this ad Alsatian wrote: Ben is a boring, normal name. Coach is a fucking epic name. Which one would you rather have people call you? Ben. I'd feel like a douchebag if everybody (including my parents) called me Coach.

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