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GonorrheaJones	ashleymadison.com	Lead	[-]
Posts: 20 (11/22/11 02:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Remove this ad So what happens when you get tired of not getting any from your husband/wife? Is a one time hook up with a complete stranger possible, or is this something that would end in certain death by torture and dismemberment?
AmericanHiddenImmunityIdol		#1	[-]
Posts: 1572 (11/22/11 02:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	What happens if you fuck somebody who was unmarried and they lied to you. Would you feel sick about it, would you say "damnit that was the entire premise of the thrill!"
GonorrheaJones		#2	[-]
Posts: 21 (11/22/11 02:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I really don't care what their situation is. I just want to fuck.
ashley madison		#3	[-]
Posts: 12057 (11/22/11 02:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	oh ffs. I need a new name badly.
Penelope McBagpipe		#4	[-]
Posts: 21276 (11/22/11 02:23 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MyHusbearsHeadSweat would be a good one.
ashley madison		#5	[-]
Posts: 12058 (11/22/11 02:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	too long, but I'm okay with one that mocks the stinky one
GonorrheaJones		#6	[-]
Posts: 22 (11/22/11 02:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ashley madison wrote: oh ffs. I need a new name badly. Don't. Without you, I may have never needed to start a new topic. (To your delight I'm sure)
zippityboomboom		#7	[-]
Posts: 14555 (11/22/11 02:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's not really a new topic.
GonorrheaJones		#8	[-]
Posts: 23 (11/22/11 02:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I searched. So is no one going to fess up to fucking around?? With strangers?
CBRetriever		#9	[-]
Posts: 45655 (11/22/11 02:30 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	or a new call out
Baby Please		#10	[-]
Posts: 11352 (11/22/11 02:47 PM) Baby Pees Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Remove this ad Hi Scabby.
Hamdingers		#11	[-]
Posts: 22892 (11/22/11 02:47 PM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	DOESN'T THAT POOR SWEATYHEADED, NIPPLE-ABUSED, COTTONELLE WIPE-NEEDING, DENNY'S SPOON-USING BASTARD GET MOCKED ENOUGH!?!?
GonorrheaJones		#12	[-]
Posts: 24 (11/22/11 02:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am not Scabby. I love Beep
Penelope McBagpipe		#13	[-]
Posts: 21278 (11/22/11 02:55 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That's too LONG too, hammy. but THOSE are the ones I couldn't remember. Except for the Denny's spoon one. That story doesn't ring a bell.
Hamdingers		#14	[-]
Posts: 22893 (11/22/11 03:01 PM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Something about needing a special spoon for his soup. I'm a little fuzzy on that one myself.
ashley madison		#15	[-]
Posts: 12059 (11/22/11 03:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I love him, really I do. (peepee he'll only use one spoon and one fork! we call it "eating fork". the denny's spoon is round, not oval like the set we have, and he likes it better. I barely even roll my eyes anymore.
GonorrheaJones		#16	[-]
Posts: 25 (11/22/11 03:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	HELLO PERSONAL CRISIS HERE
Mod Lang		#17	[-]
Posts: 3901 (11/22/11 03:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Go fuck yourself.
James the Bland		#18	[-]
Posts: 314 (11/22/11 03:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	or hire a hooker. Must we do EVERYTHING for you you limp-dick bastard?!?
GonorrheaJones		#19	[-]
Posts: 27 (11/22/11 03:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And if I'm female?
ScruffyGuy		#20	[-]
Posts: 17896 (11/22/11 04:10 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Remove this ad GonorrheaJones wrote: Is a one time hook up with a complete stranger possible, or is this something that would end in certain death by torture and dismemberment? Is it possible? Such naivete. Hookups are going on right now at the rate of 500 per second world-wide. That's a lot of jizz. The smarter folks are using Craigslist -- no one has been murdered from Craig's in a long time. Easily beat the odds of being the one who winds up with the murderer. If you go through AshleyMadison you would end up in a whole quasi-relationship kind of thing. Dinner, movies, then MAYBE you get a handjob. Takes a while to work up to penetration and you have to TALK TO HER A LOT and she will TALK EVEN MORE in return. Is that really worth it?

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