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GonorrheaJones		#21	[-]
Posts: 28 (11/22/11 04:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Remove this ad Well, I'm female. I really just want somebody to put it to me. Which is why I'm worried about getting sliced into a million pieces. Craigslist is all "compensation will be discussed." I may be a whore but I'm not a prostitute!
7000dave		#22	[-]
Posts: 1201 (11/22/11 04:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ScruffyGuy wrote: GonorrheaJones wrote: Is a one time hook up with a complete stranger possible, or is this something that would end in certain death by torture and dismemberment? Is it possible? Such naivete. Hookups are going on right now at the rate of 500 per second world-wide. That's a lot of jizz. The smarter folks are using Craigslist -- no one has been murdered from Craig's in a long time. Easily beat the odds of being the one who winds up with the murderer. If you go through AshleyMadison you would end up in a whole quasi-relationship kind of thing. Dinner, movies, then MAYBE you get a handjob. Takes a while to work up to penetration and you have to TALK TO HER A LOT and she will TALK EVEN MORE in return. Is that really worth it? Yes!
zippityboomboom		#23	[-]
Posts: 14556 (11/22/11 04:24 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Scabby tried to pretend to be female with his last incarnation.
ScruffyGuy		#24	[-]
Posts: 17902 (11/22/11 04:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Please note: I was only using the ghostnic's stupidity as a jumping off point for a riff, which I hoped others would follow. NOT interested in the ghostie at all.

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