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Hands down, Cochran will receive the biggest post-survivor bump amongst this cast, or any cast in recent memory.

Before Survivor, he was an ant in a swarm of geek ants.  Smart?  Sure, but so are most geeks, the ones who don't endlessly philosophize about Star Wars anyways...  Funny?  Of course, but again, most geeks who proudly possess the moniker will be funny, to other geeks.  Attractive to the opposite sex?  Well, as the first 'geek' to become a truly memorable Survivor character, it's fair to say, he'll now get the pick of the litter.  The girls this guy will have swarming around him may just drive Cochran-haters to commit hari kari.

It's time to face facts, non-geeks.  Those people who don't like Cochran now are the same people who couldn't have cared less about him before his meteoric rise to Survivor stardom.  Amongst his people though, he will have elivated himself to a rank never before attained.  He is now the King of the Geeks.  Not since Klebold and Harris has somebody gone after the bullies in such an effective manner, and unlike those two numbskulls, he comes out a winner in life here. 

Any way you cut it, Cochran was set for a pretty great second stage of life, before Survivor.  Now, as King of the Geeks, he will go on to do just about anything he wishes to, and be the biggest celebrity of the bunch, to the only people who matter to him.  And I, while not typically referred to as such a 'geek', at least to my face, will no doubt be watching and listening.  Because he's smart, funny, creative, and easily among the most interesting people this show has given us. 

He knew what he was doing... though he'll never admit it, he's way too smart to.

And no, I'm not Cochran.  This would have been much funnier if I were.