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Ooga Ooga		#121	[-]
Posts: 5102 (12/19/11 05:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. Remove this ad Oh Please! "Worst Fucking Reunion Ever!"???? How can you say such a thing? Just pick any of the last ten and you will see, they were all just about equally terrible. No one of them was ever any worse than any others. They were all total pieces of shit and Shame on You for suggesting that any one of them was worse than any other. They were alll pretty much the shits! I think the reason is that something has gone wrong (or maybe "snapped" would be a better description) between Jeffy's ears. Something, somewhere there has snapped and he is no long really rational. No longer sensible. No longer present on a human-type level. It might be best to say he has flew da coop! I think the reason may be that he wants out of this contract? Maybe he has delusions of grandeur and thinks if he can get out of this POS, he can then devote himself to some other enterprise and become recognized as a great TV entertainment figure and appreciated all over the world. Remember, I did say "delusions" of whatever. At any rate, we really need to figure out a way to rid ourselves of this asshole, cocksucker, parasite and let him go wherever it is that he thinks he is going. And the sooner, the better! He has just become the worst - the very worst host or whatever he is and we really need to help him get along little doggie and just fuck right off to wherever he is going. Oh! One more thing! Jeffy? Go Fuck Yourself!
Liisa		#122	[-]
Posts: 289 (12/19/11 05:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Pyre wrote: Ozzy hogging up the reunion time <3333 Face it jealous c.untz, if it didn't go to him it just would've given more time to Hantz vs. Hantz drama and more Jeff narration so get over it. The audience loves Ozzy. ^_^ I totally adored the reuinion special cause it showed who was the fan fav & who really should have won, it was painful for Sophie imo to sit & listen to that, basically she was given the win by default, Ozzy proved that by winning the Sprint money player of the game title, the general viewing audience at home KNOWS who the true Survivor is. I thought the fact that he did not win made the reuinion that much better, the fans gave him a freaking standing O when he won the money & Jeff let him speak for as long as he wanted, & rightfully so, he fucking deserved that money. Sophie winning was an afterthough
Ooga Ooga		#123	[-]
Posts: 5103 (12/19/11 05:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Celtic Burn wrote: So, aside from being a galactic-class dick, what is Russell's problem? Why was he slouched and looking pissed like he was contractually obligated to be there? And was he high? Drunk? Both? I'm thinking that Russel can't stand it when he is not the center of attention. If the entire audience is not bowing down to King Russel, then there is something wrong and Russell needs to fix it.
greenday061892		#124	[-]
Posts: 1213 (12/19/11 05:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Liisa wrote: Pyre wrote: Ozzy hogging up the reunion time <3333 Face it jealous c.untz, if it didn't go to him it just would've given more time to Hantz vs. Hantz drama and more Jeff narration so get over it. The audience loves Ozzy. ^_^ I totally adored the reuinion special cause it showed who was the fan fav & who really should have won, it was painful for Sophie imo to sit & listen to that, basically she was given the win by default, Ozzy proved that by winning the Sprint money player of the game title, the general viewing audience at home KNOWS who the true Survivor is. I thought the fact that he did not win made the reuinion that much better, the fans gave him a freaking standing O when he won the money & Jeff let him speak for as long as he wanted, & rightfully so, he fucking deserved that money. Sophie winning was an afterthough lol what's it like sucking the editors' cocks?
ThePuppetMaster		#125	[-]
Posts: 117 (12/19/11 05:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	marshal99 wrote: The reunion were really short - from Probst announcing the votes , the reunion were only like 34 minutes long. At least this season reunion only skipped 4 people - Semhar , Papa bear , Rick & Mikayla. The RI reunion skip like the entire pre-merge players save for Russhole. you forgot elyse and keith
millo		#126	[-]
Posts: 67 (12/19/11 05:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	i hate Ozzy's stupid speech at the reunion!!! so time-consuming and make absolutely no sense!! i literally want to hit his face til he pass out, so he will unconscious until the reunion is over
LOLABINGO		#127	[-]
Posts: 20471 (12/19/11 06:02 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SNL has material enough for a full season of shows after this bullshit. I hope it makes The Soup at least.
ThePuppetMaster		#128	[-]
Posts: 118 (12/19/11 06:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	dweller wrote: Btw, actually Albert didn't say anything as well. That has to be the new record - Probst didn't let 3rd place man talk for even a second. So that'd be: Elyse, Papa Bear, Semhar, Albert, Mikayla and Rick who didn't say a word. 6 out of 18. Seriously, that was really shitty reunion. keith was mute too
SCM987		#129	[-]
Posts: 43 (12/19/11 06:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I fast forwarded over most of his speech. He thought he was saying something really intelligent and instead was making an ass out of himself. I didn't realize that anyone played survivor to win the sprint player of the game. I remember now everyone talking about wanting to win the 100K sprint player of the game, and not the 1000K survivor champion award.
Shred		#130	[-]
Posts: 4766 (12/19/11 06:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. Remove this ad Albert and Keith talked. Oh and stfu Liisa...Ozzy LOST. The editors gave him that. LOSER Jane won it too. She sucks and nobody cares.
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#131	[-]
Posts: 1251 (12/19/11 06:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ThePuppetMaster wrote: dweller wrote: Btw, actually Albert didn't say anything as well. That has to be the new record - Probst didn't let 3rd place man talk for even a second. So that'd be: Elyse, Papa Bear, Semhar, Albert, Mikayla and Rick who didn't say a word. 6 out of 18. Seriously, that was really shitty reunion. keith was mute too Nope. Keith said "I caused her divorce" and smiled.
survivorfan33		#132	[-]
Posts: 242 (12/19/11 06:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jeff- "Hey Stacey you're black and Christine you're white you guys can't be friends right?" And I swear that girl in the crowd had to be Probst's niece or something.
Runnindownadream74		#133	[-]
Posts: 2181 (12/19/11 06:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	survivorfan33 wrote: And I swear that girl in the crowd had to be Probst's niece or something. Probst: jizzing Little Girl: "Ozzy... like HOW do you do it?" Probst: "You're referring to the amazing climbing the trees stuff?" Little Girl: "No, I'm talking about that video he made a few years ago."
MajorTom		#134	[-]
Posts: 3293 (12/19/11 06:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Runnindownadream74 wrote: survivorfan33 wrote: And I swear that girl in the crowd had to be Probst's niece or something. Probst: jizzing Little Girl: "Ozzy... like HOW do you do it?" Probst: "You're referring to the amazing climbing the trees stuff?" Little Girl: "No, I'm talking about that video he made a few years ago." You just gotta keep getting back up again.
Runnindownadream74		#135	[-]
Posts: 2182 (12/19/11 06:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MajorTom wrote: Runnindownadream74 wrote: survivorfan33 wrote: And I swear that girl in the crowd had to be Probst's niece or something. Probst: jizzing Little Girl: "Ozzy... like HOW do you do it?" Probst: "You're referring to the amazing climbing the trees stuff?" Little Girl: "No, I'm talking about that video he made a few years ago." You just gotta keep getting back up again. Ozzy (on stage): "So THAT one was called 'the wheelbarrow', and there's another one called 'the missionary', which was also fun."
Sabina Sperber		#136	[-]
Posts: 1666 (12/19/11 07:39 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hope that Coach and Brandon were paying attention when Ozzy said that God lives in Samoa....
Maglo87		#137	[-]
Posts: 157 (12/19/11 07:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sunbeam for Jonachrist wrote: 0Dark Link0 wrote: Sunbeam for Jonachrist wrote: How the fuck did I miss Jonachrist? does anybody have screenshots? I guess this is as good a place as any to declare my seething Ozzy, Russell & Brandon hate. There he is, in all his blurriness, he was pretty much just laughing and shaking his head at Russell the entire time. omg, ty Penner was always one of my favorites. And a question for you all. Was it just me that mistakened Keith for a dyke-chick when they first showed him sitting down?
Zeeco		#138	[-]
Posts: 29 (12/19/11 08:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Am I the only one who thought Brandon looked like a lesbian?
robbiefan		#139	[-]
Posts: 15168 (12/19/11 08:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When was the last reunion that analprobst actually cared enough to address every contestant during the reunion?
JasonSiskaRulz		#140	[-]
Posts: 597 (12/19/11 08:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. Remove this ad redemptionislandsucks wrote: cabanachat wrote: Probst is so out of touch with reality, it's a wonder he's not in the Republican Primary. Haha. Republicans: "want war with Iran, and more military spending." Probst: "people want Hantz v Hantz." fixed.

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