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How do I QUICKEN a cold?

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vince deltaco		#61	[-]
Posts: 998 (01/02/12 09:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Remove this ad have you been to visit loki's zoo? cause the common cold is caused by the rhinovirus, and i don't know where else you could've found a rhinocerous to fuck you sick bastard.
ChimpOnSkates		#62	[-]
Posts: 1686 (01/03/12 02:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	youfist wrote: Powers wrote: Didn't you just have an abscess in your mouth, and now you've got a horrible cold that you can't seem to shake? Seems that you have a poor immune system that is awful at fighting infections. Might want to get tested for the HIV, closet case. Oh lord please let that be the case
APG		#63	[-]
Posts: 12229 (01/03/12 04:02 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That is called a Nether Pot.
youfist		#64	[-]
Posts: 17755 (01/03/12 06:58 AM) Everyone's favorite bigot Reply Quote More Recent Posts	6 minutes of greatness...this 'pot' will help you cure your cold and maybe even your james taylor loving�homo-ness, Weems.� Put the headphones on, turn it up and blast out your earpussy��fantasize about playing your $99 guitar to riffs like this in front of 'live girls' insetead of the dead ones, you creep liar, lawyer, mirror show me- what's the difference?
Powers		#65	[-]
Posts: 14476 (01/03/12 08:46 AM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Did weems get tested for the hiv yet?
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#66	[-]
Posts: 1590 (01/03/12 08:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Day Four: Charlie sleeps in the jungle while I sleep in this damp trench with the monsoons pouring in 16 hours a day. The VC move forward a little further by the week....but if I don't shake this cold soon, I'm afraid it will combine with the malaria and foot rot until my body is just going to give out. If I can just hold out four more days I'm due for leave in Saigon. I can clear my head out in a steam room with a bottle of hot saki.
squashthebeef		#67	[-]
Posts: 36324 (01/03/12 10:56 PM) Found a guy with a cat on his head Kinda blurry Could be anything Reply Quote More Recent Posts	total body irradiation will completely decimate your immune system and quicken the everliving fuck out of that cold. y/w
Torched93		#68	[-]
Posts: 997 (01/03/12 11:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Drink a glass of water every hour, flush out your system. Worked for me.. one time.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#69	[-]
Posts: 25640 (01/04/12 12:32 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Someone told me eating spicy food helps. Not sure if it's actually true though.
Beefcake		#70	[-]
Posts: 12761 (01/04/12 12:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Remove this ad My nose is kinda runny today. I think Weems gave me the AIDS. . . .
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#71	[-]
Posts: 1601 (01/04/12 12:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I called in sick today and slept in.....I worked 6 hours yesterday as I have a VERY HIGH PROFILE PROJECT that needed tending too..... ....but fuck that shit today. It can rot in hell. I feel shitty. Kinda whimpy for a gold-belted Sensei.....I must say. :c (
Flatulence Symphony		#72	[-]
Posts: 7534 (01/04/12 12:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I worked 6 hours yesterday as I have a VERY HIGH PROFILE PROJECT that needed tending too
Beefcake		#73	[-]
Posts: 12764 (01/04/12 12:35 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Did the neti pot help?
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#74	[-]
Posts: 1603 (01/04/12 12:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Beefcake wrote: Did the neti pot help? I still haven't used it....the uncomfortableness of simulating drowning PLUS you guys freaking me out about "brain infection" spooked me off. I may try it today AFTER I boil the water first. I don't want a brain infection. :c (
Beefcake		#75	[-]
Posts: 12765 (01/04/12 12:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That's a good point. <= I need to protect my giant brain.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#76	[-]
Posts: 25641 (01/04/12 02:09 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	:c (
Psycho Billy Cadillac 1		#77	[-]
Posts: 1614 (01/04/12 04:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am going to try the Netti Pot. :c /
WesternBulldogs1		#78	[-]
Posts: 10052 (01/04/12 04:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think I caught my cold from Billy. It started late last night. I just came back from Walgreens with Zicam with Echinacea. I thought it said Echindna , one of my favorite Australian animals. I was hoping for a little stuffed echidna with the medicine to help me feel better. It better work or else...
Mister Peepers		#79	[-]
Posts: 4321 (01/04/12 04:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BAM! #162
Powers		#80	[-]
Posts: 14484 (01/04/12 05:05 PM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Remove this ad Make sure to boil the water, then do the neti pot. Immediately.

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