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First of all, best confessional ever right there. Leann giving a confessional right when the earthquake started was amazing and might be one of my favorite individual confessionals of all time.

Anyway, as for Leann...Well like I said, this is when it gets tough. I loved Leann and she easily could have made my top 5 of the season, that's how close together these next few boots are. Leann was an awesome UTRP presence that was actually apparently a CPN mastermind vampire even though we didn't see a lot of the CPN moments. She had a constant presence throughout the season but never really shined other than her boot episode with the reward trip. She was clearly smart and very well-spoken, so it's a shame that she didn't get the credit she deserved with her role in the alliance. Honestly, Leann was just a generally likable and competent person all-around and I really appreciate that.

It's worth mentioning that I really felt bad for her when she blew that challenge. Before that she was pretty much entirely ignored, and when she randomly failed hard at the challenge, I was sure that she was going home (I didn't know a lot of the boot order beforehand). She was upset and I really felt for her there. ;_;

In a nutshell, Leann was likable but not as much of a star as everyone above her. I love her to death and it pains me to eliminate her, but really, there are no losers in my top 8. ^_^

7: Another painful elimination. ;_;

I love John K. I absolutely absolutely love John K. In fact, up until recently, he was #2 in my ranking (sorry but no one will ever replace my #1). I absolutely love the lazy/cliqueish/douchey MORN players. John was so weird, he was simultaneously a douche and adorkable. Lazy mechanical bull operating mactor? It's like a dream come true for me. You couldn't really write a more hilarious type of player if you tried.

Even though John was a background character, he had some hilarious moments. Seeing little John order around the entire Yasur tribe to gather information was honestly hilarious because he really just had no place doing it. Also, seeing him strategize in his boot episode was honestly hilarious too because he's just such a dork that he had no place doing anything like that. Pre-swap John ended up being the last Fit Four standing (<333 underdog John) mostly because the Fat Five knew he was too cute to eliminate. Post-swap, he turned into an even lazier and douchier player who suddenly thought that he was safe with the Fat Five. Unfortunately for him, Sarge/Chad were retards and had already assimilated Julie/Twila into the alliance by the time nuLopevi ever went to tribal (pwnt Fat Five). It's worth noting that I really think people overrate how bad his move against Chad was. The only thing he did wrong was the order in which he did everything: he should have gotten the girls on board first, then told Chris that he had them and scare Chris out of a tie. Had he done that instead of talking to Chris first, it might have actually worked. Oh, what could have been. =\

Basically, John fills two of my favorite player types: the MORN lazy douche, and the background character that makes me laugh. He wasn't a strong presence in the season, but he didn't have to be and honestly, had he been more visible he probably would have been ~too much~ (which might be a hint towards someone else in the ranking?). I know most people would rank John K lower, but he made me laugh and entertained me. And before anyone says it, it's not me being superficial: if I were being superficial, John would rank just a bit over Brady since they looked pretty similar. JK entertained me just by being an adorkable lazy douche and that's all he really had to be. <333

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