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Moo55		#81	[-]
Posts: 75 (01/08/12 02:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Remove this ad I ran into Bob Crowley at WalMart. The first time I've met a Survivor... he was a super nice guy... Sugar wasn't with him though... In any event, dude loves onions... had about four of them in his trolley which contained seven items in total.
probstisonfire		#82	[-]
Posts: 987 (01/08/12 03:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Whitney Duncan in the adult novelty store. It was the first time I've met a Survivor... she was a very suggestive girl... Keith wasn't with her though... In any event, the chick loves her sex toys... had about four whips, three sets of handcuffs, and 2 vibrators in her basket
Bones979		#83	[-]
Posts: 2104 (01/08/12 03:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Naonka Mixon at the paralympics. It was the first time I've met a Survivor... she was a super nice girl... Purple Kelly wasn't with her though... In any event, chick loves amputees... had about four in a cage.
probstisonfire		#84	[-]
Posts: 988 (01/08/12 03:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Courtney Marit at a Phish concert. It was the phirst time I've met a Survivor... She was blazed, but still a bitter c.unt... Shane wasn't with her though... In any event, chick still loves the kind buds... Had four ganga goo balls in her sash...
vertstylus		#85	[-]
Posts: 852 (01/08/12 03:14 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Stepheme at WalMart. She loves filet mignon pizzas and had four in her cart!
Aliago		#86	[-]
Posts: 38 (01/08/12 03:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Colby at the tattoo parlour.. It was the first time I've ever met a Survivor... he was a super nice guy... a $2000 dollar gift card to Bass Pro Shop wasn't with him though... In any event, the dude loves his "PROBST WOZ ERE" tattoos... had about 7 in every hole.
probstisonfire		#87	[-]
Posts: 991 (01/08/12 03:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Seirra at Build-A-Bear... It was the first time I've met a Survivor... She was crying alot... Debbie wasn't with her though... In any event, chick still loves to cuddle... had four My Little Pony's in her shopping bag.
Casual6		#88	[-]
Posts: 365 (01/08/12 03:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Stacey Powell at the funeral home. It was the first time I met a Survivor... I thought she was 'sleep, but she wasn't 'sleep... B.B. wasn't with her though. In any event, chick loves that old Batman show with Adam West...said about 4 "BLAMS!" and 8 "POWS!" in the space of five minutes.
Bones979		#89	[-]
Posts: 2106 (01/08/12 03:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Tyrone Davis at KFC... It was the first time I've met a Survivor... He was a super nice guy... Jimmy Johnson wasn't with him though... In any event, dude loves fried chicken... had about four buckets in his mouth.
probstisonfire		#90	[-]
Posts: 992 (01/08/12 03:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Remove this ad Casual6 wrote: I ran into Stacey Powell at the funeral home. It was the first time I met a Survivor... I thought she was 'sleep, but she wasn't 'sleep... B.B. wasn't with her though. In any event, chick loves that old Batman show with Adam West...said about 4 "BLAMS!" and 8 "POWS!" in the space of five minutes. Bwahahaha... Win City
Txscubadiver		#91	[-]
Posts: 72 (01/08/12 03:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Coach Benjy in the Walmart parking lot... The first time I've met a Survivor... he made a super squishy noise under my tires... Brandon wasn't with him though... In any event, dude loves to play D&D games... had about four 20 sided dice & a pewter sword in his murse.
greenday061892		#92	[-]
Posts: 1364 (01/08/12 04:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Bones979 wrote: I ran into Whitney Duncan at Walmart The first time I've met a Survivor... she was a super nice girl.... Keith wasn't with her though... In any event, chick loves husbands.. had about four in her vagina. This fucking wins.
probstisonfire		#93	[-]
Posts: 993 (01/08/12 04:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Ralph Kiser in The State Forest... It was the first time I've met a Survivor... He wasn't speaking English... His translator wasn't with him though... In any event, dude got his chest permed... He loves wearing his overalls without a shirt. Last Edited By: probstisonfire 01/08/12 04:13 PM. Edited 2 times.
Bones979		#94	[-]
Posts: 2110 (01/08/12 04:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Brandon Hantz at the marriage counsellor... It was the first time I've met a Survivor... He was a super violent dude... The Immunity necklace wasn't with him though... In any event, dude loves abused wives... He had about four in a dungeon.
BlandlyInoffensive		#95	[-]
Posts: 1382 (01/08/12 04:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Parvati Shallow at the bukkake... It was the first time I've met a Survivor... she was a super spunky girl... Her hymen wasn't with her though... In any event, chick loves semen... She had about four loads on her face.
probstisonfire		#96	[-]
Posts: 994 (01/08/12 04:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I ran into Jan Gentry at The Pet Cemetary... She was a super nice old hag... Adam wasn't with her though... In any event, chick still loves to mourn dead things... She had four crosses in her purse. Last Edited By: probstisonfire 01/08/12 04:49 PM. Edited 1 times.
EverySurvivorEver		#97	[-]
Posts: 400 (01/08/12 04:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fishbag wrote: I ran into Matt Elrod at church The first time I've met a Survivor... he was a super nice guy... Redemption Island wasn't with him... In any event, dude loves bibles... had about four in his recyclable tote bag. Best one!!
Beluga		#98	[-]
Posts: 151 (01/08/12 09:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BlandlyInoffensive wrote: I ran into Briget at the bukkake... It was the first time I've met a Prostitute... she was a super spunky girl... Her hymen wasn't with her though... In any event, chick loves semen... She had about four loads on her face. Fixed.
Briget		#99	[-]
Posts: 1024 (01/08/12 10:51 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Remove this ad Let's be politically correct here and say sepeople.

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