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Skyrim should be outlawed. It occupies more of my brothers' time than like... eating and sleeping. Same with a number of friends.

I played the game for one day just to see what it was like and this is how my MAJESTIC journey unfolded:

*creates a character*
- Is a green lizard woman with orange hair. Duh. My name was Pezarda. (Peter + Lizard + Female variation)

*goes into the first village*
- Shit I have to do work to get things? Fuck that.
*goes into a pub and kills a woman and attempts to murder the bar owner*

*the town chases after me*
- WTF JERKS. BUT GUESS WHAT?! I'M A LIZARD! MY MAIN PERK IS THAT I CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER.

*jumped in the river and swam for like 4 minutes*

*made it to some town*
- Saw a beautiful horse. Stole it.

*town chased me out*

*made it to a dark, secluded, very depressing uninhabited castle*

*gets off my horse, goes inside an abandoned building*
- I come out of the building, my horse is gone. I'm a thousand miles from anything.

*suicide jumped off the cliff*

*played MW3*

Wouldn't I love it then? and omg are you inferring: sky + rim(job)?

dirty dirty gays on this board, dirty dirty I tell ya

I hate RPG's like that that take 4EVER to "complete" (though you never really finish). First person shooters is all I play. Just kill bitches, and move on. (my gamertag is Gatorzzz so hit me up)