I'm completely serious. This has consistently been the number 1 story on all news outlets here for the last few days.
God I love this retarded country.
Tim Hortons adds new cup size
An extra caffeine jolt for coffee lovers. Tim Hortons is adding a new cup size Monday, Jan.23.
The coffee chain is adding a 24-ounce, extra large coffee cup and changing the names of all the other existing cups.
This will be the biggest cup of coffee the chain has ever offered.
"We tested the names of the new hot cup sizes with our guests and the response has been overwhelmingly positive," said Dave McKay, director of brand marketing for beverages, in a press release.
What's now known as the "extra large" cup will be re-named to "large" and what's now small will be known as "extra small."
While the names will change, prices will stay the same except for the 24-ounce cup which will cost $1.90 before taxes.
God I love this retarded country.
