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King Bieber has issued his latest decree: Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar must go to prison! He really doesn't like a new law she's proposed.
Bieber was asked on a radio show today about the Klobuchar-sponsored Commercial Felony Streaming Act, which would make it a felony punishable by five years to illegally stream copyrighted content online.
"That guy needs to be locked up," Bieber said, replicating the gender confusion that he often inspires. "Whoever she is, she needs to know that I'm saying she needs to be locked up, put away in cuffs. And her vagina should be filled with molten lava and her tits should be ripped off with burning pliers. Fuck that shitass bitch in her god damned ass. She will burn in hell and I will kill her with my bare hands if I ever see that crusty old cunt."
Bieber said that he loves it when his fans record themselves singing his copyrighted songs and post them to YouTube. And according to some critics, Klobuchar's bill could make it a felony to simply post a video of yourself singing a copyrighted song to YouTube, which is dumb since nobody should go to jail for posting a video of themselves singing a Ke$ha song. (Whether someone should go to jail for writing a Ke$ha song is another, very worthwhile question.)
But Klobuchar has said Bieber's fans are safe. "It's not about people posting their personal work on the web," she said. "The bill only covers the intentional commercial theft of things like books, commercial music, and movies, including foreign piracy.""
Now millions of Beliebers are probably swarming Klobuchar's Wikipedia page to vandalize it and coming up with #Klobucharssux hastags on Twitter. Maybe Bieber will inspire the passage of the Klobuchar Felony Act, which put her in jail for five years—once all his fans reach voting age they could probably vote in enough diehard Beliebers to make it happen.
Oh, and, strangely, even as Bieber campaigns for the Klobuchar's imprisonment, his lawyers are trying to shut down the website Freebieber.org, which is fighting the bill by suggesting it would put Bieber in jail. Maybe all these people should just go to jail. [via TorrentFreak]
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BoeschFan wrote:FranklinBluth wrote:I'm staright as they come, but even I can tell those are Grade A pole smoking lips.
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means whatyou think it means.
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SirPaulMuaddib wrote:He was on Dancing with the Stars, sporting a new 'do. (new to me)Was first time I heard him sing.....very meh-ish. I got to admit, he has fantastic skin.
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Eagles L Frodo Mt Doom wrote:It's Hard Out There For Lesbians Who Look Like Bieber A 27-year-old woman named Katie was just trying to enjoy a beer on Saturday night at Mug and Mallet in Ocean City, Maryland when a cop came in and asked her for her government ID. You see, somebody who has obviously never been to Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber placed a call to the police and told them that 16-year-old Justin Bieber was illegally drinking booze at Mug and Mallet. HA! As if that fetus can drink a beer without barfing his head off. I bet Justin Bieber gets drunk when he drinks a Gatorade too fast. Anyways, Katie tells TMZ that she simply just had to show the cops her ID to prove that she's not a 16-year-old pop star. Or instead of doing that, the cops could've just checked to see if she's wearing Pull-Ups. While most of us would immediately run into the kitchen and take the sharpest knife to our hair if someone mistook us for The Lesbeaver, Katie just laughed it off. She says it happens to her all the time. Dumb bitches needs to know that Justin Bieber isn't the first person to have magical bangs that can sweep the nightmares from your head. I'm no historian, but I'm sure Katie conquered that look long before The Lesbeaver. Bitches should be going up to Justin Bieber to ask him "Are you Katie from Ocean City?" Not the other way around.
A 27-year-old woman named Katie was just trying to enjoy a beer on Saturday night at Mug and Mallet in Ocean City, Maryland when a cop came in and asked her for her government ID. You see, somebody who has obviously never been to Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber placed a call to the police and told them that 16-year-old Justin Bieber was illegally drinking booze at Mug and Mallet. HA! As if that fetus can drink a beer without barfing his head off. I bet Justin Bieber gets drunk when he drinks a Gatorade too fast.
Anyways, Katie tells TMZ that she simply just had to show the cops her ID to prove that she's not a 16-year-old pop star. Or instead of doing that, the cops could've just checked to see if she's wearing Pull-Ups.
While most of us would immediately run into the kitchen and take the sharpest knife to our hair if someone mistook us for The Lesbeaver, Katie just laughed it off. She says it happens to her all the time.
Dumb bitches needs to know that Justin Bieber isn't the first person to have magical bangs that can sweep the nightmares from your head. I'm no historian, but I'm sure Katie conquered that look long before The Lesbeaver. Bitches should be going up to Justin Bieber to ask him "Are you Katie from Ocean City?" Not the other way around.
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