I also love Brandi. In fact, I hope Brandi is not only added as a full time housewife, I also hope she-

1) Buys a pair of Maloof shoes, has the heel break off, thus enabling her to claim injury to her previously broken ankle and proceeds to sue Adrianne for a couple million and win.
2) Has Taylor try to go "Oklahoma on her ass", has Taylor fail miserably culminating in Brandi administering to Taylor the beating Russell never did but should have.
3) Has a videotaped lesbian fling with Camille (just because) and publicly proclaims it to be the "best sex she ever had".
4) Has a videotaped tryst with Mauricio just to piss off Kyle, and publicly proclaims it to be the "worst sex she ever had".
5) Turns Kim onto roofies (because I personally prefer my Kim under the influence, and I think Kim prefers that too) while teaching Kim the importance of exercising moderation in all things, including the use of inebrients, so it is a win-win for all concerned.
6) Moves into Cedric's old room at Vanderpump manor and becomes the slim, beautiful, daughter Lisa has always longed for but never had. And gives old Ken a little just because he needs some, and really at this point, who could object. And while doling out the mercy nookie, she gives Max a few reasons to finally feel welcome in his adoptive parent's house.