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glazerboy	So, Jason Bateman named his daughter...	Lead	[-]
Posts: 5276 02/17/12 01:20 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Maple. Seriously. Maple Bateman. Mapley goodness
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Je Fa		#1	[-]
Posts: 15827 02/17/12 01:23 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I used to live in the (former) East Germany where lots of parents gave their kids weird names b/c it was the only freedom they had. Which does nothing to explain why American celebrities do the exact same thing.
dennydoylelives		#2	[-]
Posts: 5605 02/17/12 01:24 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Just wait until he names his son Master.
Visa Declined		#3	[-]
Posts: 12002 02/17/12 01:26 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	it would have been creepier if he named her Justine.
krabbypatty23		#4	[-]
Posts: 6322 02/17/12 01:32 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Maple is my fave character in Animal crossing!
StatelyWayneManor		#5	[-]
Posts: 32942 02/17/12 01:50 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Bet she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.
WylDawg		#6	[-]
Posts: 29183 02/17/12 04:23 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's strangely not even close to being the worst thing I heard.
BoeschFan		#7	[-]
Posts: 16526 02/17/12 04:26 PM I'm perfectly content with Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And this is worse than naming your kids Dweezil and Moon Unit how?
glazerboy		#8	[-]
Posts: 5276 02/17/12 04:28 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well, when your last name is "Zappa" you're kind of screwed from the start.
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Posts: 8113 02/17/12 04:29 PM Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It is slightly odd but it kinda grows on you.
IMStudwell		#10	[-]
Posts: 36 02/17/12 04:30 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	dennydoylelives wrote: Just wait until he names his son Master. LOLing like a 12 year old.
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Iamthedarkness		#11	[-]
Posts: 4369 02/17/12 05:51 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	After going to this web site, I am in favor of a law prohibiting celebrities from naming their children. Like all celeb names need to be approved by a committee. http://www.infoplease.com...elebrity-baby-names.html
GeneOkerlund27		#12	[-]
Posts: 6946 02/17/12 05:59 PM kthxsubnic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	her?
ashley madison		#13	[-]
Posts: 13123 02/17/12 05:59 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	maple butter
ImCrushingYourHead		#14	[-]
Posts: 12093 02/17/12 06:00 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ha! Countdown to celebs vying to give their accessory babies the most mundane names.
8trackmind		#15	[-]
Posts: 3624 02/17/12 06:01 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He was going to name her Kal-El, but that was already taken.
TC		#16	[-]
Posts: 174 02/17/12 06:02 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Why would it be creepy to name your daughter after your sister? Weirdo.
j2kgsio	So, Jason Bateman named his daughter...	#17	[-]
Posts: 4448 02/18/12 03:27 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	C'mon
Mullane		#18	[-]
Posts: 3179 02/18/12 08:17 AM I hardly know which way is up or which way down Reply Quote More Recent Posts	How about Gwenny and her Apple & Moses? That's weird. Esp Moses. He's so going to get "Dude, let's see you part the Red Sea" jokes in school.
Aunt Pappy		#19	[-]
Posts: 32344 02/18/12 11:03 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Don't mock. Perhaps his wife chose the name, had him by the balls and he had no choice. We just don't know the full story.
2manypixiestix		#20	[-]
Posts: 17250 02/18/12 11:23 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Heard it before. A really pretty girl named Maple was murdered pretty close to me last year. I've been hearing it over and over for a while and kind of like it.
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