They keep bringing new people in throughout. Wallace arrives in episode 2, and all the women and the gay love him.

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I just finished the episode where Michelle arrives and she pretty much rules.

"I live in Brooklyn and I don't really work because I like to party too much. Oh and I'm here to make everyone's lives miserable"

Liz: "I hope she's a bitch, I think that'd be hilarious!" <3


Great Michellisms:

"Brooke, you're the bad girl, and I don't mean to be mean, but probably the most loose."
Brooke: "Well she looks like a skank so considering the source I...I didn't *sniff* I didn't let it bother me."

"Naveen is an outright clown. She wears red lipstick and blue eyeshadow with plastic earrings. What, you're gonna make fun of me now because you're a beast?''

"You're all paranoid and you're all delusional. Once you're on my shit list you stay there."

"I was disappointed when Wallace rejected my date, but I know he is getting what he wants from Brooke, even though she's an outright pig and he's just using her."

"My breast implant is definitely leaking. Water was pouring, POURING......with a little bit of blood."

Michelle: This is not fair! I just got here and I should have been here from the beginning, I don't wanna go!
Medic: Your health is what's most important.
Michelle: Maybe to you! image
I don't even care about this stupid fucking breast. image

(while suffering) "Naveen is genuine Bozo, wearing red lipstick and blue eyeshadow and she talks shit about me, when I came in classy with light lipstick and smokey eyes. By the way, I've seen the video, she calls all you girls bitches."

Yeah, her boob burst open. It was a glorious yet short stay for dear Michelle.

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Naveen's thoughts: "She's a fucking trick, I never liked her, and I'm glad she's gone and I'm glad her fucking boob exploded. I would have broken every lamp over her head and gotten kicked off for punching her in the face and making sure her other boob blew up. I WILL KNOCK HER OUT! I will punch her in the chest to make sure that she leaks, oh I would beat her ass so bad. If I saw her on the streets I would make fun of her, no lie. Just because of her makeup and her shoes."

Last Edited By: Jesus of Najareth 09/12/07 05:43 PM. Edited 8 times.