Boy, the way that Heidik played
JFP was almost A-grade
Guys like Hatch, they had it made
Those were the days
And you know who they were then
With real character development
Mister, we could use a man like Cesternino again
Didn't need no retarded twists
That now make us slit our wrists
Gee, our old pre-ASS was the best
Those were the daaaaaaaaaays

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