lol. very funny.

Julie: "Welcome to Big Brother 9. This is the season of secrets. Forget the fact that we had summer of secrets a few years ago. That didn't work out too well. Tonight we will introduce you to 14 new houseguests. One is a woman who used to be a man. We have a porno king and multiple houseguests with STDs. Fuck American Idol. This is the place to be."