If this were a Kung Fu movie
Truckwaffle "Cirie. You are weak. Only strong survive on island of death."
Cirie: "Bullshit. Cirie-Fu is the strongest style and you shall be crushed by my Chet Weaponry."
Truckwaffle " Ha, HAHA, ha. ha. heh. ha. You weak little girl, do you think a Chet can destroy mighty Joel, King of Jungle! Fight!"
(Cirie grabs Chet, shapes his clay like body into a staff and proceeds to do the most amazing sick Kung Fu you have ever seen with his body, giving furious blows, beating Truckwaffle to a pulp!)
Truckwaffle: "Bitch! You will never be able to stand my Firefighter Smash! Kiiiiyyaaah"
(BUT Before Truckwaffle can perform his special move, Suddenly a torch quickly rises into the air and gives a devastating blow to Truckwaffles head causing it to EXPLODE! raining blood everywhere"

Jeff Probst then catches it in midair and proclaims" The Tribe Has Spoken, Motherfucker!"

Cirie gives the largest smug smile ever and says "Who's the MASTAH? Cirie-Nuff! I SAID WHOS THE MASTER??? "Jeff Probst: CIRIE-NUFF!"
Cirie-Fu is the greatest!

Cirie: "I SAID CIRIE-FU IS THE GREATEST"
Entire Tribe: "CIRIE-NUFF!"

(Chet smiles)

THE END.