Is anyone still watching this? I hate myself - not only am I actually watching this shit, but I don't hate Mark. How did this happen?

Calpernia is excruciating. I know she's a smart, articulate woman, but she comes across on the show as a dim, silly, childish Stepford Wife. I have to FF past the toast at the end of the ep, because if I have to hear her say "deeeelicious" one more time, I will lose my mind.

Why must Mark have redeeming qualities? I hate him so much when he's being a dick, then he gets all sweet and sensitive and I have to think "wait....there's a nice guy in there."

I figure Calpernia ought to pick that Shawn guy. Mark is too volatile, the other guy with the glasses is too boring, and Jim, while I like him very much, seems more like friend material.