If the show weren't on Friday and if it weren't on Fox and if it didn't get death knell ratings and if Amy Sherman-Palladino wasn't declining interview requests I might be inclined to write a post about how the show has promise (with Ambrose and Posey, of course it does) and that the rough, over-caffeinated acting in the first two eps is common to a lot of shows. I would probably even post about how it couldn't hurt to stick with the show because with all the talent involved it can only get better. Hell, I might have even quoted two or three of the funniest lines.

But no.