Miss Alley Shack wrote:
Well, there was that time in the early 1990s when they left a dozen or so used condoms on the floor for the hotel staff to clean up. When I heard it at that time, I was thinking, "Is that a problem? Just auction those used condoms away to their batshit insane fans!"

Or send them to Miss Alley Shack for an inexpensive, take-out lunch.