Terrible pageant this year.
The bad:
- Donnie and Marie were painful to watch. Corny jokes, obnoxious behavior, and idiotic banter does not make good television. What happened to the good days of Daisy Fuentes? I can only hope they find new hosts for Universe.
- Musical guest Finger Eleven. Even the worst AI reject could sing better, and pick a better song. Hoarse screaming and shouting to bad lyrics doesn't go with swimsuits.
- Rachel Smith's dresses. Rachel's probably the best Miss USA delegate this decade, but who the hell picked out her outfit? First she came out in a silvery, shiny, rainbow smock, complete with random paint stains. And in her final walk, she came out in a yellow trash bag. She's too pretty and too good for that. Too bad they couldn't just extend her reign one more year since none of these girls deserved winning.
- Commercial break before announcing the winner. What the hell was that?
- We have a tranny for a winner.
The good:
- Boob elbow. Probably the best part of the show when that one bitch tried to pose at the end of the swimsuit competition and elbowed the girl next to her right in her huge, hard, fake tit. The look on the girl being elbowed was worth listening through that horrible Paralyzed song.
- Christian got to ask a question.
Misc:
- They only showed Iowa walking for a brief second when all the losers who didn't make the cut parade out before the swimsuit or gown competition. I think if they really wanted publicity, they would've let her in or had her win Miss Congeniality.
- I think everyone wanted Oklahoma to fall. It would've been great if she did because she was already scored, the highest too.
- I thought Massachusetts looked like a really bad Kim Cattrall impersonator/cross dresser.
- Missouri, who actually wasn't that bad out of the lot, destroyed her chances by picking the worst dress ever which made her walk like a robot.
So much for the USA's chances in Universe.
The bad:
- Donnie and Marie were painful to watch. Corny jokes, obnoxious behavior, and idiotic banter does not make good television. What happened to the good days of Daisy Fuentes? I can only hope they find new hosts for Universe.
- Musical guest Finger Eleven. Even the worst AI reject could sing better, and pick a better song. Hoarse screaming and shouting to bad lyrics doesn't go with swimsuits.
- Rachel Smith's dresses. Rachel's probably the best Miss USA delegate this decade, but who the hell picked out her outfit? First she came out in a silvery, shiny, rainbow smock, complete with random paint stains. And in her final walk, she came out in a yellow trash bag. She's too pretty and too good for that. Too bad they couldn't just extend her reign one more year since none of these girls deserved winning.
- Commercial break before announcing the winner. What the hell was that?
- We have a tranny for a winner.
The good:
- Boob elbow. Probably the best part of the show when that one bitch tried to pose at the end of the swimsuit competition and elbowed the girl next to her right in her huge, hard, fake tit. The look on the girl being elbowed was worth listening through that horrible Paralyzed song.
- Christian got to ask a question.
Misc:
- They only showed Iowa walking for a brief second when all the losers who didn't make the cut parade out before the swimsuit or gown competition. I think if they really wanted publicity, they would've let her in or had her win Miss Congeniality.
- I think everyone wanted Oklahoma to fall. It would've been great if she did because she was already scored, the highest too.
- I thought Massachusetts looked like a really bad Kim Cattrall impersonator/cross dresser.
- Missouri, who actually wasn't that bad out of the lot, destroyed her chances by picking the worst dress ever which made her walk like a robot.
So much for the USA's chances in Universe.
