Alexis is my least favorite Survivor ever. Not because she's bland or because she's made of rainbows and kitten purrs, but because she has fans. This personality-less generic good girl bounced out and happily displayed every wholesome golly-gosh stereotype there is and not one bit of strategy, personality or anything of note, and she has a following. Just buy a barbie doll with a pull cord, it will talk more and be just as interesting.
Shut up, bitch.