Phew. I'm just getting warmed up.

Brook - Nice accent, jerk.
Dolly - Why couldn't you pick a side? We wanted your ass in our face, not Scout's
John P - You and your stupid amber.
Mia - Loud obnoxious bitch.
Brady - FBI = fuckin boring imbecile
Bubba - Before you think about the merge, you should think about keeping your yap shut so you can get there.
Lisa - Swear on this, bitch.
John K - Mechanical bull operator... well, you got the "bull" right.
Royry - Way to curb a stereotype...
Sarge - Hypocritcal asswipe.
Chad - who?
Leann - Why did you lose? Oh right...
Ami - I liked your boobies, but your women's alliance failed to a ponytailed fat ass. WOW.
Julie - You slept with the host and still only placed 5th? WOWW.
Eliza - ET called, he wants his eyes back.
Scout - Your books suck. So do your blogs.
Twila - I swear on my son's name that you are stupid for believing Chris.
Chris - Get a haircut, hippie.

More later.