HumongousDarling wrote:
Miss President, I can tell you that the summit in Helsinki went great. Putin was there and so was Sarkozy. I told that French fucker to post here, but I guess he's too busy banging Prime Minister Cameron. Putin said that he will allow people of Russia to acces Sucks for the first time ever. So that's improvement. I got intel from NSA and CIA that some fundamentalist OTers are planning an attack on the Clubs' soil, but I will make sure it will be a FAIL!
We must launch a pre-emptive strike! We must hunt the OTerrorists where they sleep!
