Part one, or SONGS I CAN'T STAND

1. (tie) David and David
2. (tie) Castro and Poor Imitation of Tina Turner

I never truly appreciated Tina Turner until last night

Part two, better songs

1. David Cook
2. Syesha
3. David A
4. Castro, who would have ranked second if he didn't forget the lyrics

Somebody get the Immodium, Archuleta has the runs again

Brain: Jason
Heart: Archie
Gut: Syanora Syesha