Man, you could blow me over with a freaking Feather when Erik handed that necklace over.

Final THREE? Erik had the freaking GAME in hand and blew it, just because he couldn't muster up a little self-confidence.

You have to play the hand you're dealt. You can't CHANGE who the hell you are and how you play the game mid-stream. (Hear THAT, PARVARTI!)

Erik had enough votes sitting on that Bench, he didn't NEED any of the votes from the F5. Alexis votes for her BFF, Natalie. Amanda and Cirie vote Parvarti. Ozzy, Eliza and James rain down their WRATH on Parv and Nat. Jason votes either Nat or Erik. DONE DEAL.

All Erik had to do to win that Jury over is to come in with the same "Hell YEAH, I'm a god damn WEASEL. But you're sitting OVER THERE and I'm sitting HERE. Whatcha gonna DO about it?" attitude like COURTNEY did last time and he walks out with a Million freaking bucks.

sad.grim.pathetic