I hate to admit this. In fact, after my Lord and Savior was untimely crucified by an unsanitized olive branch, I wrote off this season as impossible to like, and doomed to be a shitfest.

I fucking love this season.

Despite all the injuries, despite all of my favorites getting voted out premerge and early jury, this season has fucking.delivered. Even though we are pretty much guaranteed a shit winner, personality wise, at least all 4 remaining ladies can present a pretty sound argument for why they should win. And I LOVE blindsides. It's why PI was always my favorite season. To have like 47 blindsides in a row, with each one being progressively more amazing and heralding the exiting mactor as dumbest Survivor ever, speaks for itself, really.

Fuck. I need to go to confession now.