pussycow wrote:
Gizmodo wrote:
Window Cleaner: This is the perfect window cleaner! In a gallon jug: 1/2 bottle of Clorox bleach, 2 Tbls. Prell Shampoo and fill jug to the top with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia prevents streaks and the shampoo cuts the dirt. It will last a long time and is very inexpensive.
This could have been our best chance at getting someone to actually kill themselves.

I know, right? I was definitely hoping to see a "HELP MY SKIN IS COVERED WITH BLISTERS AND I'M COUGHING UP BLOOD" thread.