Here I was trying to be all eco-friendly by eating my melted cheese sandwich on a paper towel (made from recycled paper) in order to save water from having to wash a dish afterwards (read - I was being lazy) and half the cheese just had to ooze out of the sandwich and stick to the damn paper, rendering it inedible. I can't take it anymore. Life's too hard. I'd kill myself over this, but I'd have to get off my ass to do it.