My hopes for next season, from another thread:
Jeff: "This season, we've randomly selected 18 aspiring models and actors from downtown LA and dumped them into the jungles of Africa. None of them have ever watched Survivor and few were previously aware of the continent of Africa, so they all come into the game having no idea what to expect. This season there are more than 100 immunity idols, but each of them is tied around the neck of a dangerous wild animal or a local machete-wielding tribe member who's incredibly angry about us being here. No one will ever use any of these idols successfully, but many contestants will die trying to get them. The area is also plagued with malaria-carrying mosquitoes, and only one tribe will have the opportunity to win life-saving mosquito nets. The other tribe will die. This season will also feature some of the biggest blunders in Survivor history, including one contestant who's tricked into sticking his head in the mouth of a lion in exchange for promises from his tribemates that he won't be voted out at the next tribal council and another contestant who's decapitated after refusing to give up his immunity necklace. This is also the first season where our "loved ones" visit goes horribly wrong, with the loved ones being captured by bandits and then brutally raped and killed right in front the contestants eyes! Finally, this season will be broadcast not only in HD, but also in 3D, so you can feel like every moment of heart-stopping, blood-gushing horror is happening right there in your own living room! Who will live? Who will die? Will anyone Survive long enough to win? Stay tuned! It's going to be a season no one will ever forget... even if they want to!"
