hossc wrote:
  • Parvati will be the wife of a successful New Orleans funeral director, one James, who markets their biz by allowing the mournful women to rub his still rock hard abs while Parv flirts with the bereaved males.
  • Jason Siska runs one of those roadside chainsaw carved totem, bear and other wooden lawn ornaments businesses. He couldn't believe they were not real at first.

  • Erik owns a Tattoo parlor AND Muscle head Gym. He hasn't shown a profit in years, since his loot is being embezzled by the four women taking care of his bookkeeping.

  • Amanda is retired as a C-list actress and model, spending the rest of her life running a Womyn only bed and breakfast with her life partner, who she met on a Survivor fansite.
  • Ozzy is still cleaning toilets, this time as head janitor at a San Diego middle school.
  • Natalie is a Dental Hygenist
  • Krazy Kathy used the money she earned with her Survivor tell all to purchase the Survivor Sucks website, booting people left and right and pwning ghosties with aplomb.
  • Truck the firefighter is now crippled from years of rampant steroid use, his testicles shriveled to the size of raisins. His home health aid Chet is compassionate, yet has a hard time pushing Truck in his wheelchair, getting yelled at and abused by his patient.
  • Mary? Who?
  • Cirie is the manager of a Rent-to Own company
  • Eliza married a NASA astronaut and is a successful attorney.
  • Yau man is dead, for he was old.
  • Mikey B. is the host of Wheel of Fortune, in it's 47th season. Vanna is still there.
  • Alexis is a married frau , mother of 7 boys with her partner SuperJude, she longs to offer girls advice.




well done!