well, my aunt's back. not for my birthday, for youngest miss dmb's hs graduation on saturday night. already, i've heard that she closed a bank account over a 75 cent interest mistake, and she's cancelling her AARP membership after it runs out in october. apparently, they didn't send the usual calendar at the beginning of the year. she noticed this. yep. she called. they said they are now charging 10 dollars for them. so she wrote some vice president and got a free fucking calendar, but she figures screw em, she's not renewing. when my ma gets home from work, i'll put on a striped shirt and put a whistle around my neck. i'm gonna need it for the next 8 days.
woot.