Shit, this isn't Days of Our Lives??

Because that was my evil twin posting that who I thought died at birth. I was lied to all my life about this until I ran into her on the road with my car. After I nursed her back to life, she stole my 3rd husband after chaining me in the basement. I only escaped after a pack of rats gnawed through the chains and I was able to climb out the basement window before my step father burned down the house. Now he thinks I am dead and that my evil twin is me. He is planning on marrying her after he kills my mother with poisoned panti-liners.

I must go and warn her......................