Name: Darrell
Age: Centuries old
Position you're applying for: Great-great-great-great-grandfather
Why did you apply for that position?:
Because what would a family be without the cweepy old guy everybody hates, yet they keep inviting him to family dinners cuz they know as soon as hes six feet under they will inherit his vast collection of various Survivor females underwear (including the thongs worn by Kim Johnson).
What good/bad things can you teach pino?:
Have you seen my website? "Nuff said"
Age: Centuries old
Position you're applying for: Great-great-great-great-grandfather
Why did you apply for that position?:
Because what would a family be without the cweepy old guy everybody hates, yet they keep inviting him to family dinners cuz they know as soon as hes six feet under they will inherit his vast collection of various Survivor females underwear (including the thongs worn by Kim Johnson).
What good/bad things can you teach pino?:
Have you seen my website? "Nuff said"
