Beefcake wrote:
Let's get back to the Risk-playing dweeb. He plays by 'tournamant rules'? Does this mean there are Risk tournaments?

Yep, there are and Risk boy goes to them. He also plays online. BTW, Risk boy saves time in picking countries by taking the Risk cards, dividing them by the number of people playing and then handing them out. What ever countries you have in on the cards are the countries you start out with.