I hate people who take shit off your desk without asking you! I used to work at a small place where the receptionist was the boss' flunky/spy/buddy and got away with a lot of shit. This bitch once went ~into~ my desk drawer and took out a pad of paper so she could use it to jot down phone messages. The problem was that I had used the same note pad to jot down an appointment. I spent like half an hour looking for that thing before I figured out what happened. I tore that bitch two new assholes and she never took anything from my desk again.