Roma would love Ohio!! At least Columbus. There's tons of places for you to get drunk at and we actually have some really good food.

As for the Columbus Zoo, it will always be my favorite zoo EVER. When mr eury and I were dating we went to look at the birds... one flew over, perched upon his shoulder, and made friends. He was all proud and bragging about it, slightly annoying me... ("why can't *I* have a cool bird come over and make friends with ME? Fucking birds!")

Then it pooped on him and I laughed, laughed, laughed.