He loves me, cares about me, is faithful to me, cooks really well, is attractive, shares many of my interests, listens to me, tells me I'm beautiful every day, respects me, does not hurt me physically or emotionally, apologizes for even the smallest tresspasses, makes me laugh, believes in me, encourages me, and (last but not least) puts up with me--a huge plus I think we can all agree. I also really like and admire his mother.


Umm, that is the very DEFINITION of a loser.