I Love the New Millennium: Episode Two (2004)

So, you think you're a new millennium fan? Okay, Jesus, can you handle this? It's I Love the New Millennium, and this is 2004 once more. The fashion, the flicks, the fads, the hot year that gave us these burning questions:

Did Kobe do it? Do you want to play a game? How does doing an Irish jig have to do with music?

The answer to these questions plus: Getting fired becomes even more humiliating. Pimp my ride, biotch.

Because you love the new millennium, because you're STILL quoting "Napoleon Dynamite," admit it!

The Passion of the Christ

Leave (Get Out) by JoJo

Veronica Mars

Dan Rather and the Killian documents

The Notebook

The Apprentice

Kobe Bryant sexual assault charges

This Love by Maroon 5

Saw

Ashlee Simpson on SNL

Million Dollar Baby

Michael Phelps

Pimp My Ride

Usher's Confessions

Napoleon Dynamite

I Love the New Millennium: Episode Two (2005)

So, you're really a 2000's fan? Okay, Earl, can you dig this? It's I Love the New Millennium, and this is 2005 again. The flicks, the tunes, the TV, the f-a-b-o year that gave us these burning questions:

Should we now call her Mimi or Mariah? What the hell is a hollaback girl? How crazy is Tom Cruise?

The answers to these questions plus: Sipping Pibb and eating Red Vines. Jude Law does naughty things with a nanny.

Because you love the new millennium, because you're still reading those "Twilight" books, admit it!

Hitch

Jude Law's affair with a nanny

Supernatural

Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

War of the Worlds

Lazy Sunday

Lonely No More by Rob Thomas

King Kong

My Name Is Earl

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Twilight books by Stephenie Meyer

Family Guy uncancelled

The Emancipation of Mimi

Tom Cruise goes crazy

Brokeback Mountain