Noisemakers:
- Cell phones - I have one. I hate my own cell phone.
- Jet Skis / Seadoos - I should be allowed to shoot and sink them.
- Car Alarms - If a car alarm lasts more than 2 seconds, and the car isn't being robbed, the car should be destroyed.
Gossip/"Entertainment" Magazines/Shows. - Fuck them all, and the people who read the "news" contained therein.
Nicholas Cage. - Him and Kevin Costner: dicks, both.
The neighbours at the cottage - They put up a waterski course in the flatest water on the lake. They should die. Now.
