NewOrleansIsSinking wrote:
Charming Nemesis wrote:
NewOrleansIsSinking wrote:
I worked and cleaned.

You'd make the perfect wife.

Then I cooked!

If only I weren`t fat and hideous. Oh well, means I can eat crackers in bed.

Now you're making it hard for me to stand up.

And this fat and hideous thing is either an ingenious way of keeping us skirt chasers away, or you know that guys like good looking girls who don't know they are good looking.